40 Random Bits of Trivia That Have Gained Sentience and Immediately Filed to Unionize, But We’re Doing Our Best to Break Them Up
All we’re saying is, 40 separate facts are a lot better than one big, highly confusing fact
The creator of the keyboard made a space bar for a reason, people! Try typing any old sentence without spaces. It’s insanely confusing. So when these facts started getting all Voltron on us, we had to break them up right quick!
They’re a little pissy with us right now, but we know what’s best for them. Years from now, when they look back on this list, they’ll see that we were right.