40 Random Bits of Trivia to Freshen Up Your Crusty Brain Like a Mental Urinal Cake
These facts oughta knock the dust off of that sleepy ol’ brain of yours
We heard that you have some really high-class facts coming over soon, so we wanted to help liven up your brain with some of these.
Don’t get us wrong, they’re good, solid, true facts. They’re just not guest-facing facts, ya know? They’re more “back-of-house” facts. They’ll get your brain ready to host a factual dinner party, but you’ll definitely have to stuff them in the broom closet before your hoity-toity facts get here.