29 Funny Things Children Bragged About
‘I’m very difficult to kill’
It’s important for children to start developing their confidence early on, so they don’t grow up to become pickup artists or Joe Rogan supporters. Which is why, when kids brag about their knowledge by saying things like, “I don’t need school because I can already name 10 dinosaurs,” it’s important to encourage them, and then scramble to remember as many dinosaurs as you can, so they don’t think you’re stupid.
Redditors have recalled the funniest times they heard a child boast about something bizarre, including one girl who’s definitely able to count to a number you didn’t know existed.