42 Random Bits of Trivia We Hand-Ground Into a Paste With Our Mortar and Pestle
Mushy facts for easy consumption
By now, you’ve obviously noticed that applesauce is a lot easier to consume than actual apples. Those sauce makers made sure that your teeth had absolutely no work to do, which we’ve found incredibly inspiring. We thought that if they can do it with apples, then we can definitely do it with facts! So we got to work filling our offices with fact vats, fact mushers and fact conveyor belts to directly deliver facts that will easily slide up into your brain.
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Michelin Guide Inspectors
The Simpsons
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
A dumpster is a brand name.
Wind Turbine Blades Could Be Recycled Into Gummy Bears One Day.
Breast milk helps a baby know what time of day it is.
Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo.
Wisconsin activist says he committed voter fraud to expose potential voter fraud.
Possums
Steve Carell owns a store in MA.
Hitler loved the movie “King Kong.”
The public is bad at spelling "publicly."
Source. CNBC
Source: The Drive
Saved By the Bell
Norman was a former bodybuilder too, so…
Don’t Duck with the Ocean.
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