34 Funny Insults That Don’t Sound Like Insults
‘I hope someone names a child after you’
The worst thing someone can do while insulting you is make you think. While it’s preferable to not be insulted at all, you have to appreciate more straightforward fare like “You’re an idiot” over “You’re at the top of the bell curve,” because the mere act of taking out your phone to google “what is a bell curve?” only proves their point.
On that note, Redditors have revealed their favorite insults to lob when they want to force their victims to think things over, including quite a few you can use on that coworker you hate.