27 Random Bits of Trivia to Spew Onto the Priest Who’s Trying to Exorcize You
The power of facts compels you!
Whether it’s clean or messy, we implore you to spew these facts on anyone who crosses your path today. They’re just that good.
If anyone complains that you ruined their shirt, you can just assure them that the knowledge they’ll receive is totally worth the clean-up. What’s an extra load of laundry when facts are being learned?
They’ll see where you’re coming from. Trust us.
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