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Not all merchandise is created equal. 

South Park is known for their useless merchandise — like talking plush pieces of feces — and Stan’s dad, Randy Marsh, has inspired most of them. The newest Randy-inspired piece of merch, however, was apparently so gross they had to scrap the idea entirely.

In toy company Youtooz’s latest Instagram post, they revealed a new design depicting the Marsh patriarch covered in an unmentionable fluid. Some fans immediately questioned it, asking “Who in their right mind is buying the ‘Randy covered in unmentionable fluid ’ collectible figurine?” while others couldn’t wait to get their hands on it. Either way, Youtooz deleted it as fast as possible.

The controversial toy was based on a scene from South Park’s Season 12 episode where the Marshes are forced to relocate to a refugee camp. That moment quickly became a popular meme, so some fans are a little disappointed they won’t get to own the meme in its physical form.

Luckily, we’ve got more than enough memes on Twitter to keep us going. Today’s funniest include a cigarette party, YouTube being YouTube, and the discovery of an entirely new gender.