36 Doe-Eyed Bits of Trivia That Followed Us Home From School, Can We Keep Them? Please? We Promise We’ll Take Care of Them!
Come on, mom! Look how knowledgeable they make us!
Facts are quiet, hypoallergenic and require very little care. Don’t get us wrong, we will definitely care for them. We’re just saying, if we happen to take a trip, we can leave an overflowing bowl of food in the corner and ask a nice neighbor to pop over every so often.
How’s our pitch so far, mom? We practiced it in the mirror for hours. We can’t stress how much we want these facts, so please, can you just let them count as our Christmas gift?
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