25 Random Bits of Trivia That Do Not Meet the FDA’s Definition of ‘Edible’
These facts are readable, not eatable. Edible. Ugh, but eatable rhymes!
We didn’t think we needed a disclaimer, but when we ask that you consume these facts, we mean through your eyes and up to your brain. The ears are good too if someone reads them to you. We just wanted to be clear. Sniffing or eating these facts will not have the desired knowledge-obtaining effect.
As good as these facts taste, eyes and ears only, okay? Okay?!?!
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