28 Cosmic Horrors Disguised As ‘Toys’
Chucky wasn’t the only toy that was out for blood
When our kids ask what our childhood was like, we’ll say, “It was so hard that even playtime was out to kill us. But hey, recalls on the toys we survived helped your generation play a whole lot safer. You’re welcome. Now take a trip with us through this virtual toy museum, and get a better idea of why our skin looks the way it does. It was the uranium, son. Yes, uranium — in a kid’s toy.”
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