30 of the Wildest Things People Overheard While Pretending to Be Asleep
‘Should we tell him that we’re married?’
You can learn a lot when you’re pretending to be asleep. One Redditor found out that their dad was a hitman for the mob while eavesdropping on a conversation, and another listened in as their neighbor walked through their house with some friends while pointing out how easy it would be to rob them — which, given these details, seems like a fair assessment.
Other Redditors have recalled the things they weren’t supposed to overhear, and one guy’s friends had a plan for his CPAP machine that we’re very curious about.