20 of the Funniest Incidents People Had With Target’s Big Red Balls

Though it may surprise you to read that “incidents” have happened with the big red balls outside of Target, please remember that humanity is strange and beautiful. We can turn anything into a bizarre spectacle — the existence of Rule 34 is undeniable proof of that. 

Redditors have recalled the times they’ve experienced wide-eyed wonder outside of the retailer, including a story about a grandmother who crashed into one of the big red balls and caused it to roll down the hill of the parking lot and into a movie theater as the manager of Target attempted to chase it down. 

There truly are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.