19 of the Funniest Stories from Club Bouncers

‘I’m the least sober person in my group and you’re kicking me out?’

If you’re waiting to get into a club and you see two bouncers restraining Sonic and a hotdog, it not only means that two guys in stupid costumes got beyond the velvet rope before you, it also means the bouncers will have one heck of a story to tell later on. 

Club-goers and workers have scrambled to Reddit to share the wildest things they’ve seen at the club, and if a guy starts neighing like a horse and bucking his hind legs, get the hell outta dodge.

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