22 of the Funniest WTF Things People Absentmindedly Said

Thankfully, each and every one of us has gotten hilariously tongue-tied or blurted out something nonsensical. There’s something beautiful and unifying about recalling the times we said stupid things, and something even more beautiful about the fact that you know there’s plenty of stupidity to come. One Redditor remembered the time they said “There was snow on BOTH sides of the road today!” after a snowstorm, which, yeah dude, that’s definitely how snow works. Another Redditor recalled bewildering a Subway employee by ordering a six-foot sub instead of a six-inch one. 

Here’s an opportunity to take a break from being haunted by your own words, and allow yourself to be haunted by others’ awkward moments instead. Let’s bow our heads in silence for the flight attendant who accidentally said “in case of ejaculation” during their demonstration. Hopefully they’ve bounced back from that one.