35 of the Funniest Conversations Overheard by Bartenders

To be fair, it’s not difficult to overhear a conversation between two drunk people, and it barely counts as eavesdropping to listen in on what they’re discussing. Chances are, everyone in the immediate vicinity has tuned in to hear whatever the inebriated people are belligerently arguing about. Which is why, when a bartender asked their fellow drink slingers to chime in with the funniest conversations they’ve overheard, there was no shortage of answers. From bros professing their love for one another to a murder confession, these are the funniest and most memorable discussions overheard at a bar.