34 Funny, But Confusing Insults

Everyone knows that the best burns are incredibly precise. But confusing insults can be equally effective, throwing the target off-kilter for long enough that they can’t come up with a retort because they’re still processing what you said to them. For instance: One Redditor was in the middle of a brawl when somebody said, “I’mma slice your biscuits,” which naturally made them think “What the hell?” And while that’s more of a threat than an insult, the resulting bewilderment is more or less the same. There’s obviously a certain amount of implied violence, but it’s hard to know to what end, exactly. 

Other Redditors have chimed in with confusing insults people threw their way, and if it’s possible, we need someone to explain the pig’s back one.