26 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 19, 2024

It’s not uncommon to get a tattoo to commemorate a special person, feeling or memory, but rapper Machine Gun Kelly has chosen to do the exact opposite. His latest piece of ink, which he debuted earlier this week via Instagram, is a large blackout tattoo covering just about every inch of his upper body and arms. The work required 44 needles and blotted out the art the rapper no longer felt “connected” to. Many commenters were quick to point out how “stupid” and “dangerous” the new tat is, while another person very astutely opined that the shirtless rapper looks exactly like Spider from School of Rock. It’s a good thing MGK can manage to get by with his music career, because unlike Lucas Babin, he probably can’t pivot to a life in the legal profession. 

The rapper (and his heavily inked skin) weren’t alone in getting flamed this week, though. Other quality burns included those about a DoorDash customer going to great lengths for a refund, a teenager going through a Twitter Blue phase and the only way to handle the French.