22 Funny Pocket-Dialing Stories
‘He’s not breathing!’
No matter how far technology advances, innovation has yet to overcome the power of the butt dial. Though the accidental calls are usually just indecipherable sounds, sometimes you’ll hear something wild, like a frustrated grandmother yelling, “You son of a bitch, shut the fuck up already!” at her crying grandchild, which means maybe it’s time to stop using meemaw for child-care.
To that end, these Redditors have shared awkward, funny or wholesome pocket-dialing experiences that will, at the very least, remind you to lock your phone before taking a leak.