20 of the Weirdest Things Witnessed by Lifeguards

It seems that the mere presence of a lifeguard prompts people to use their best attention-seeking tactics. Take, for instance, the woman who poorly enacted a romcom plot by fake drowning to stir (professional) interest from the lifeguard on duty. Or the woman who faked an asthma attack so she could get a high from the oxygen mask in her lifeguard’s first-aid kit (though faking an asthma attack is messed up, she sounds fun to party with). 

The lifeguards of Reddit have blown the whistle on the weirdest, funniest and most unbelievable things they’ve witnessed while sitting poolside, and they’ve really seen some shit — figuratively and literally.