34 Unspeakable Bits of Trivia That the Old Gods Have Decreed May Only Be Communicated via Stone-Engraved Listicle
Facts shouted from the mountaintops
If we pass these sacred facts along to you, will you promise to not only soak in their immortal wisdom, but to hand down their greatness to other worthy fact-keepers? We hope so. Since they’re just right here for you to read, and there’s no way to monitor what you actually do with them, all we can do is hope. But like, please?