38 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 18, 2023

It’s been a week. The release of Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom sees the DC Universe as we allegedly know it coming to an end and hoping for a beautiful rebirth in the James Gunn era. The age-old question around the McCallister family finances is finally answered with the help of economists who found that the negligent family sits comfortably in the One Percent. And then there’s the Masked Singer contestant who called for the public execution of President Biden. 

No, that wasn’t an insane Mad Libs sentence, you read that correctly. In a now-deleted tweet, Dukes of Hazzard star John Schneider said that Biden is “guilty of treason and should be publicly hung.” The Masked Singer runner-up later walked that statement back, explaining that he “neither said nor implied any such thing” and that anyone saying otherwise should re-read the tweet and “pay attention to the words before believing this nonsense.” Perhaps the oxygen levels were a little low from inside that donut costume he wore for the duration of the show’s 10th season. 

All the while, the timeline has given us the holiday present of its presence with these hilarious tweets. This week’s funniest include those about one man’s very rational fear, devastating airline math and the masculine inability to read the room.