25 Toys That Might Violate the Geneva Convention

By:: Cracked Writers; Jay L'Ecuyer

December 25, 2023

In the name of investigative journalism, we looked over every wish list of every child up at the North Pole. Santa got a little pissy, but we just told him to go help the elves for once in his life. As we suspected, not a single one of these abominations was on them. Hey, we just wanted to be sure.

Click right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox.

25 Toys That Might Violate the Geneva Convention

25

24

23

22

21

20

19

18

17

16

15

14

13

12

11

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

Must Read

4 Comedies That Have to Be Watched More Than Once to Appreciate

5 of the Most WTF Celebrity Alter Egos

38 Impressive Historical Firsts from Entertainment and Technology Pioneers