25 Toys That Might Violate the Geneva Convention
Matador Barbie for Susie… Check! A butcher play set for Johnny… Check!
In the name of investigative journalism, we looked over every wish list of every child up at the North Pole. Santa got a little pissy, but we just told him to go help the elves for once in his life. As we suspected, not a single one of these abominations was on them. Hey, we just wanted to be sure.
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