30 Depressing Facts About Nine-to-Five Jobs That’ll Make You Want to Quit Your Job and Join a Commune

Can I call in depressed?

Working a nine-to-five? Couldn’t be me. Nope, I prefer to work with my hands, like my ancestors. You’ll find me down here in the listicle mines, day in and day out, chiseling pure fact out of the bedrock of content deep beneath the internet. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

But for the rest of you office-dwelling squares, here are some depressing facts about your fancy computer jobs…

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