28 of the Funniest Tweets from December 14, 2023

Looks like the enthusiasm is actually getting curbed this time around after all. After 24 years, with a pair of hiatuses peppered in, Larry David’s groundbreaking series Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming to an end with its upcoming 12th season. In classic David fashion, the show’s co-creator released a statement expressing his gratitude for the chance to “finally shed this ‘Larry David’ persona” and become the “thoughtful, kind, caring, considerate human being” God intended him to be. The 10-episode final season will air in February and features a finale that’s been described as a “homecoming” of sorts. Once the Emmy-winning comedy concludes, David says you can reach him at Doctors Without Borders.  

That said, when one queen falls, another rises. Or, in the case of one former Peacock show, four do. After being dropped by its previous streamer, Girls5Eva is starting a new era on Netflix, and as if by fate, the third season of the Meredith Scardino comedy will see the beloved girl group planning a comeback tour. Sara Bareilles, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Paula Pell and Busy Philipps return to the stage (and small screen) in March with all six episodes being immediately available to stream. 

Thankfully, the funny tweets on the timeline aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Today’s funniest include those about a loud-ass suitcase, the most dangerous place on Earth and the age-old question — pilot boyfriend or cult-escaping girlfriend?