32 of the Dumbest Things Said to Veterinarians

While you’d think that the hardest part of being a veterinarian would be attempting to diagnose medical issues with a non-human, non-speaking patient, it appears the most difficult part is actually dealing with the patient’s fully-human, fully-speaking owner. Whether they’re fundamentally misunderstanding the function of nipples or believing that the concept of heartworms is a scam by Big Vet™, these pet owners dragged veterinarians into uncharted territory of stupidity.