27 of the Funniest Things People Said While Under Anesthesia

There’s an entire subgenre of videos dedicated to the hilarious things people do when they’re under the influence of anesthesia. While the reasons for requiring anesthesia can vary, it seems that everyone pulls the “chaos” lever when returning to consciousness. Whether it’s begging to be David Bowie, professing love for everyone in the room or pitying a Super Mario brother, these doped-up incidents are funnier than anything on television today. In fact, some of these people need to start writing a sitcom script as soon as possible.