48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of August 11, 2025

‘Even if you like anime, you still gotta wear deodorant, man’
48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of August 11, 2025
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Travis Kelce is more than just a Hall-of-Fame tight end and Mr. Taylor Swift. He’s also a terrible cover model. 

Earlier this week, GQ unveiled its September issue, leaving fans wondering why the Kansas City Chiefs star looked like he was about to storm the Capitol Building. “Thought this was the Jan 6 Shaman,” a fan captioned the snap, featuring the famed himbo posing in an oversized fur hood. “Okay, January 6th realness,” added a second. 

Kelce’s brooding pout was just as divisive as his QAnon-inspired getup. “He has dumb guy mouth posture,” wrote another fan. “Like you can just tell he’s stupid af from pictures.”

While Kelce has a face only a pop star could love, we’re sure you’ll get a kick out of this week’s hottest burns. In addition to Kelce, the funniest ones heated up Ryan Reynolds, ICE agents and some random guy’s huge head.

Yunie @hyeyunie.1 11h Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man 301 9.2K 95K 2.1M
gT Tampa Bay Tay @TayVictori... 12h s ... This is what a Labubu looks like to me Chris Kirschner @Chris.... 13h Johnny Damon rocking the long hair with pinstripes AARON MVP ВОВЬ NY Hele Ma 794 13K 45 663K
Hale FC @awwhalenawl.16h ... Lmfao that boy in some nasty places in them files unusual_whales @unusu... .16h Trump is considering downgrading Marijuana's drug classification, per WSJ 33 2.3K 17K 506K
donald boat @laserboat9... . 17h s ... This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me Theo - t3.gg @theo.1 17h Replying to @laserboat999 and @nabeelqu Congrats you now have a blue check 13:22 5G Your gift has been sent. Following donald boat serboat999 21 years с Joined Apr 021 102 1K Fo owin owe Follow ophie Aria, harsh and thers 327 4.5K 172K 5M
zel @hellozeli. 1d ... Today 10:41PM do lesbians actually scissor nvm i forgot you're a loser cuck virgin with autism Dude Delivered love u though 170 7.2K 151K del 2.3M
@Di... 1d s ... microplastics eraser I found something else you're gonna love, Justine 10 Hours of Jingling Keys 270K views 5y ago ...more Justine Moore @venturet... ...3d I can't stop making Al frappuccinos 0:21 46 3.5K 109K the 2M
big content guy @bigcon... 10h s ... absolute planetarium on this lad S Ted Grizzly Davis @TedGr... 1d Grizzly is having himself a night, glad to announce i WILL be going home with the twins later #fijibiza 655 5.1K 141K 8.4M
Orwell & Goode @Orwell... 12h s ... Can Vardar 50 Nerds of Grey americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said let's make that 32 0°C 32°F Coffee lover Europeans saw a guy who was 6 feet tall and said let's make that 1.89 meters See how f**k**g stupid you sound 1.1K 1.9K 82K 3.5M
kira @kirawontmiss. 16h s ... his mom was SCREAMING in that delivery room Ted Grizzly Davis @TedGr... ...1d Grizzly is having himself a night, glad to announce i WILL be going home with the twins later #fijibiza 304 504 13K 650K
Serge @BKWelles- 1d O ... 10 costume parties, do you live in a sitcom? Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @R... ...2d Me when I see my cis male friend show up to the 10th costume party in a row wearing a female character costume 78 2.7K 119K 2.3M
PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_t.... 16h s ... oh they're only doing 2 seasons? SCREENTIME ScreenTime @screent... ...77h Warner Bros CEO David Zaslav says the 'HARRY POTTER' tv series will run for 10 years HBO RRIGINAL Harry Potter 75 1.9K 69K del 1.7M
Mira @mpolkadot_.8 8h S ... Natasha Lyonne was too busy selling out to Al to watch Killers of the Flower Moon I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don't know if I'll live that long. - Meryl Streep GOOD The Talks @thetalks 91 908 23K 728K
evan loves worf @esjesje... 11h s ... Welcome to the Nazi pedophile platform MrBeast! Kick K @KickStreaming.14h Welcome to Kick @MrBeast 85 840 31K 448K
Liv @Liv_Agar 14h ... I feel like having an ai boyfriend is just a sex doll but for the words part of sex @ratlimit @ratlimit - 18h If pursuing a relationship with Al were any less pitiable we'd all recognize that it's also profoundly rapey 33 235 9.5K del 200K
rated * @imyrated 1d O ... why his son look like an imaginary friend DL Daily Loud @DailyLoud.3d Young Thug with his son CCEM 3K 671 38K del 2.1M
Crowsa Luxemburg @quend... 8h s ... i can't believe this guy got beat up by 15 year old girls and now we have martial law as 56 606 10K 122K
Alex Goldman @AGoldmund.21h s ... New most embarrassing sentence in the english language just dropped Lee Stranahan @stranahan.1 1d I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 16 489 10K du 212K
FLAN @itsjustflanMAIN-15h s ... Ryan Reynolds threatens to play Deadpool again @Discu... .16h DF DiscussingFilm Ryan Reynolds shares a possible 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' tease on Instagram. 553 2.5K 73K 3.9M
Emani Mone @EmaniMone.1d ... It is yall be nuts Imaooooo SA @yeeheesalina. dd whenever somebody asks you're the youngest sibling huh? it feels derogatory 102 2.9K 25K 1.2M
Aleph @woke8yearold 22h ... Right wing men arguing with each other: that's not very based of you Right wing women arguing with each other: I fucked your husband in the bathroom of a CrossFit gym on your birthday 56 586 17K 378K
martin @thatmartinkid_.10h G ... who? @PopBase. 14h Pop Base Influencer Martin Andrijasevic is now engaged to his girlfriend Mandy. 194 1.9K 62K 2.4M
@doonasum . 22h men generally have the warmest bodies because they're straight from hell 91 3.2K 20K dJ 309K
R ELE @ReleGlo. 1d G ... Nobody: Teachers when it's sports event: 99 2.2K 18K 340K
Peter Hague @peterrhag... 18h s ... My favourite part is how they removed France too even though it's completely unnecessary Terrible Maps @Terrible... 19h You can sail in a straight line from Georgia to Georgia Georgia 406 128 18K 588K
brandon* @brndxix.1 1d O ... you're getting sent to a retirement home @Ingrah... 1d Laura Ingraham My 15 yo watching @charliekirk11 speed debating! SURR UNDED 53 1.7K 81K 1.5M
emilyetaylor @emilyetay... 18h s ... Go ahead hop in the bun If you're gonna act like a wiener Socon Beefer @furmansuggs. 1d Hot take: Dudes that get upset about fall weddings because they can't watch football are selfish and immature. 29 499 16K 2.7M
s ... Professor Henry F. Trenches 4h A wise man or possibly woman once said the most important ingredient in a sandwich is air. Something for you to consider, perhaps. Tchotchke Santangelo @... . 1d WFH Wednesday and we're generationally up 119 284 13K 520K
much ado about nothing 10h ... for the love of god read a new book @le58ian.1d oh..... SEVEN HUSBANUS OF OF EVELYN HUGO 33 1.3K 24K 541K
nelly! @nellychillin Aug 10 s ... U can just look at pasta and know that bitch is cold @BeenHim16 Aug 9 Roukshiestypt2 W eats? 90 1.6K 42K ilsl 1.1M
BrockPierre @baseddwinduu 16h s ... This how George Lopez looked when they did flashbacks Ted Grizzly Davis @TedGrizzlyDavis Aug 9 Grizzly is having himself a night, glad to announce WILL be going home with the twins later #fijibiza 177 4.6K 62K 2.6M
O ... George @CPFC_GEO Bloke in the back might have the biggest neck i've ever seen Sue West @pestywesty01 Aug 11 When Mateta takes your and has a selfie THE FA COMMUNITY SHIELD WINNERS 2025 E Ja14 NE - - C SHOW WINNER ET32 HERA. B135 5:44 AM Aug 12, 2025 4.6M Views 650 2.7K 67K 3.5K
Lanna 0 ... @arlannachrishai Member Are these not the same people 10:02 33 LIVE M Explore Following Shop For You III Tap to watch LIVE LIVE now Following Iris Kendall 52 67 + Home Friends Inbox Profile 10:03 PM Aug 11, 2025 1.2M Views 202 1.2K 31K 1.2K
Caroline @carolinekwan23h s ... thought this was the Jan 6th shaman Pop Base @PopBase Aug 12 Travis Kelce graces the cover of GQ Magazine. GQ A Guide to the Hottest New Restaurants in New York City Inside Virgil Abloh's Top Secret Archive Mark Ronson Takes Us Back to the Chaotic Nightclubs of the 1990s AMERICA'S SWEETHEART TRAVIS KELCE 48 308 11K du 259K
s shanifest it @lieslvanderpump . Aug 12 ... Okay January 6th realness Pop Base @PopBase Aug 12 Travis Kelce graces the cover of GQ Magazine. GQ A Guide to the Hottest New Restaurants in New York City Inside Virgil Abloh's Top Secret Archive Mark Ronson Takes Us Back to the Chaotic Nightclubs of the 1990s AMERICA'S SWEETHEART TRAVIS KELCE 18 614 19K 524K
cameron @365PRTYGRL Aug 12 s ... This is the worst magazine cover I've ever seen. Pop Base @PopBase Aug 12 Travis Kelce graces the cover of GQ Magazine. GQ A Guide to the Hottest New Restaurants in New York City Inside Virgil Abloh's Top Secret Archive Mark Ronson Takes Us Back to the Chaotic Nightclubs of the 1990s AMERICA'S SWEETHEART TRAVIS KELCE 606 7.7K 182K du 7M
Foster @foster_type . 8h s ... None of these dumbasses can swim straight! Amazing Maps @amazingmap 11h Map of English Channel swims completed so far this season T 74 257 12K 338K
@IcyVert.9h 0 IcyVert ... Yo realistically who gives a flying fuck Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs Aug 11 I've been a Vikings fan all my life... sigh. I need a new team now. 0:04 428 540 29K del 1.4M
Daily Memes @thedailymemes_. 16h ... Sabre @bottleneckloser-2d S ... Mommy wants the new Dune game please Pre-Purchase Dune: Awakening $49.99 Add to Cart ADVANCED ACCESS On Now! Buy Dune: Awakening Deluxe Edition Purchase this edition and play the game now. ahead of full release. Learn more about Advanced Access $69.99 Add to Cart ADVANCED ACCESS On Now! Buy Dune: Awakening Ultimate Edition Purchase this edition and play the game now, ahead of full release Learn more about Advanced Access Addition Cart 146 208 3.7K 1M big quaza Follow @deltastreamin MADE mommy should seek employment 14 492 15K del 168K
Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny 20h G ... I hate the faux-sleazy look so much Howie Dewin @howie4317694102 Aug 13 The mustache has become the male equivalent of a septum piercing 155 822 21K 583K
Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer @Danofran 2 2hh G ... Crazy to post this where the menswear guy can see it Ryan McBeth @RyanMcbeth 22h Meeting Prime Minister Netanyahu tonight will try to get one question in. 42 175 10K del 223K
PEPPERS ... @WHITEHOTPEPPERS Parody account this is like Nicki vs Cardi for depressed bitches Ethel Cain Data @ethelcaindata.7h LANA DEL REY BLOCKED ETHEL CAIN ON INSTAGRAM mothercain 18s ... X update: lana del rey has blocked ethel cain on instagram 2:17 AM Aug 14, 2025 408K Views 53 1.5K 13K 449
Leo @thegreatestroan 14h ... now we all know who's not gonna win this Pop Base @PopBase.. Jun 12 The GRAMMYs are introducing a new category for Best Album Cover. 197 1K 34K del 1.6M
G ... mx.jan O @imbtchzz Aug 13 Pop Base @PopBase Aug 12 Travis Kelce graces the cover of GQ Magazine. 141 6.8K 173K 4.8M
Christin @hexprax. 23h G ... Не has dumb guy mouth posture. Like you can just tell he's stupid af from pictures. Good for him though, never let that interfere in his life whatsoever, for that I do respect him Pop Base @PopBase Aug 12 Travis Kelce graces the cover of GQ Magazine. GQ A Guide to the Hottest New Restaurants in New York City Inside Virgil Abloh's Top Secret Archive Mark Ronson Takes Us Back to the Chaotic Nightclubs of the 1990s AMERICA'S SWEETHEART TRAVIS KELCE 9 102 3.5K 113K
Alice G ... @AliceClimbers unemployed friends streaming on discord Me on my lunch break 11:16 AM Aug 13, 2025 . 2.9M Views 98 12K 155K 9.4K
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars 13h G ... Honest ICE recruitment flyer. INSECURE WITH YOUR MASCULINITY? с STUDENT AT BEST Smith G IN HIGH SCHOOL? TOO UGLY TO SHOW ALAD BAR JUICE # YOUR FACE? JOIN ICE! POLICE FEDERAL AGENT JOIN ICE TODAY.COM 211 5.5K 46K 756K
MAYRA @LePapillonBlu2. 21h G ... What has happened to the White House? It looks like a cheap gold plated toilet. 6.6K 8.8K 128K 4M
Teddy @toneill92. 1d ... Saluting emoji aura collapse between Apple and Microsoft Teams is hard to overstate 102 1.5K 59K 1.3M

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