35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 14, 2025

‘Hopebaiting myself every day’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 14, 2025

Howard Stern is ready to reveal it all.

The controversial radio host is trying to cash in on the rumored cancellation of his long-running SiriusXM show, promising to set the record straight come September 2nd. This, of course, is nothing new for the shock jock, who has repeatedly teased retirement in pursuit of ratings. 

Meanwhile, Marc Maron, who has already confirmed that he’ll be ending his long-running WTF podcast in October, recently denounced the ongoing podcast boom, claiming that “yammering in makeshift studios” has been “lowering the bar for everything.” “Things were better before everyone had a voice,” he argued. “Now there’s just hundreds of groups of two or three white guys, sitting behind mics, talking about the last time they shit their pants as adults.”

Thankfully, we don’t think any pants were soiled in the making of these hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about froggy lawn decor, Amélie’s TV debut and the correct way to rate films.

Doctor Ava P.h.D. M.D. Rus... 22h s ... this one is really dear to my heart Mr. & Mrs. HOG Dashy2 TM @Dashytwo.3d What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen? 23 2.4K 44K 1M
Polling USA @USA_Polling. 1d s ... LMAD Not the way I went, Oh no, that's sad... Wait a second 2015 Ten Years Ago Today @te... 1d Former President Jimmy Carter, aged 90, reveals that he has cancer. AMERICAN MUSEUM the NATURAL HISTORY SERVICE 0 MUSEUM NATU HISTORY 15 433 27K 737K
Luke @OGLukeMook· 3h O ... Got an insane text today For sale CVS pharmacy 68005 DIXIE HWY WEST FALM BEACH, FL 33405 RAND NG NES JEFF EPSTEIN COMMENDED 9EAST 71 ST NEW YORK NY 10021 HYDROCODANE kco ATION HOMA DROP NESY SUBSTRU YOUTH 5A 2018 22/2019 one: (561) and RX # N834455 Prescriber Idk how my boys in пус got it somehow 58 10K 204K 490
trash jones @jzux.20h a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me 8 1.2K 16K 206K
lindsey ok s ... @lindseyyok. 19h Не had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and failed Bruce Nolan @BruceExc... . 21h Former Georgia and Buffalo Bills draft pick quarterback Jake Fromm is now a client advisor for an insurance brokerage in Atlanta. Sterling Seacrest Pritchard Welcome to the dream team Jake Fromm Client Advisor Atlanta 83 29K the 2.4M 1K
B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin8h s ... All-time bag fumble by State Farm Bruce Nolan @BruceExc... .21h Former Georgia and Buffalo Bills draft pick quarterback Jake Fromm is now a client advisor for an insurance brokerage in Atlanta. Sterling Seacrest Pritchard Welcome to the dream team Jake Fromm Client Advisor Atlanta 33 1.2K 25K 1.6M
Emi @emibirdee 23h G ... Another one for the collection معد - adidas HAND - EM ever piss yourself 1K 15K 44 160K
sanssy @missirraa•14h hopebaiting myself everyday 19 8K 22K 321K
MILO????? Il comms open 10h s ... Awesome moth that looks like an iud Al Mode All Short videos Videos Images Foru Mirena Insect Flying insect Bu IUD-shaped flying bug. -... Looks like an IUD... What is this... BugGuide.Net Reddit 43 1.8K 29K 322K
zoë rose bryant @zoerose... 7h s ... santa claus for cinephiles FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpda....7h Timothée Chalamet has been starring in films releasing in December for 3 consecutive years: 'WONKA'-2023 'A COMPLETE UNKNOWN'-2024 'MARTY SUPREME' - 2025 Wonka SEARCHLIGHT A COMPLETE UNKNOWN MARTY SUPREME + 10 763 11K del 274K
mikayla 7 @mikaylaaaa777.23h s ... 97 OTOYO BAUER and 7 MINNER WIL 2 9 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE Dashy2 TM @Dashytwo.4d What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen? 18 646 15K 772K
isa @isainstars.1d O ... debugging code before going to an anime convention in العام Los C RIST E 456 7.5K 114K 2.4M
Tech Bro Memes @techbr... 6h S ... Tired of looking at BAD SCREEN Can't wait to get home and look at GOOD SCREEN 12 767 8.4K 158K
Gabe González @gaybonez. 1d ... who named it 'alien earth' and not 'amélie vs. predator'?? 54 667 11K del 276K
Alice @AliceClimbers-12h ... unemployed friends streaming on discord Me on my lunch break 11 1.3K 15K 189K
Thick Grayson @thickgrayso... 9h S ... I goon, I rizz, I drink matcha. But that's what makes me Labubu. And that's my greatest strength 75 3.1K 33K 535K
the thicc husband & father 10h ... finally, a film account with real standards Do They Say The Title? Activity Films Reviews Watchlist Likes N WATCHED DIARY REVIEWS RATING DIARY YEAR Sort by REVIEW ACTIVITY PULP FICTION Pulp Fiction 1994 1/2 Added 20 Nov 2024 2 They don't say the title. Like review 7 likes Midsommar 2019 Added 26 Nov 2024 2 They said the title. MILSOMMAR I'm doing my research on European MIDSOMMAR traditions, these guys are just tagging along. Like review 4 likes Don There Will Be Blood 2007 1/2 Added 24 Nov 2024 They don't say the title.
@TheA... 12h G ... Queer Latifah Just paid $1300 for mine. We sitting in the dark until further notice. kwasi @toky0_martian18h just got my light bill.. GIF ALT 386 1.7K 38K 1.4M
Alex @alexxmalloy 10h taylor must seem like isaac newton to the kelce brothers 25 2.2K 37K 496K
s ... Daily Memes @thedaily... .21h HEM The HOA can kiss my balls this is going to look incredible in the yard 3 106K 432 10K
schizzy @crybabybuick.19h Can I get an ETA on when it gets better 12 2.5K 9.3K del 114K
no context memes @weirddalle. 12h s ... toddlers watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them 21 466 10K del 150K
lexi @Lexilehh Aug 12 ... if we lock in right now... in 3 months we can be arguing at the pumpkin patch 35 2K 16K del 320K
17h @hoesluvzaheer ريال ... im at the age where if i see a chair i'm gone take me a lil seat 38 5K 18K del 303K
The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter 9h s ... Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap 98 1.3K 23K ils 1M
s ... Culture @notgwendalupe.2 23h the life of a showgirl 47 7.9K 56K dil 893K
CEL O ... @moonlithoax the thumbnail on the NFL page being it's more of me is so fucking funny NFL NFL 72.5K 31.6M 2,322 followers following posts offseason progress bar 86% linktr.ee/nfl 6 nfl ra NFL group chat Follow Message FOOTBALL.COM IP- САМ LITTLE 70-YARD SANDERS FIELD GOAL 12 SHEDEUR THROWS HIS FIRST TOUCHDOWN UNITED 2 12 IT'S MORE OF 70 YARD FG ATT ME 14 6 2ND 0: 8:57 AM Aug 13, 2025 . 378.7K Views 34 1.5K 27K 452
G ... elphie the silver server @SpicyElphie . 21h Mashallah her web connects us all just a @F466OT Aug 12 Watched Materialists last night and really what I found most striking was that Dakota's hair was styled in a way that almost evoked the image of a hijab which I found quite stunning 1 790 12K del 211K
reilly @GoodPostReilly Josh Brolin seems like a nice, cool, and fun guy. I'm so scared of him. I would freak out if he looked at me. If he got angry in the same building as me I would run home. Why is this 8:27 AM Aug 13, 2025 686.7K Views 99 595 21K 1K
kira @kirawontmiss . 10h G ... i have a better one danny @beyoncegarden 14h i'm forever convinced this was a glitch in the universe bc why do they look IDENTICAL 95 471 13K 475K
this foo @daveed_1931 . 20h ... Liking multiple sports is awesome bc it allows you to be a hater year round 84 6.4K 41K del 919K
chaotic memes @memechaotic 19h G ... I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo royce hall @filadisruptor the fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive 9 487 10K 168K
@northstardoll Aug 13 G ... im not as mean as i could be and i want people to be more grateful for that. 9 2.6K 9.3K del 163K
G ... cats with jobs @CatWorkers 23h DEFIBRILLATOR 20 829 14K 275K
WBR @W_B_Rick.14h G ... Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box 14 33 580 14K 351K

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