48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of August 4, 2025
President Donald Trump is no stranger to breaking White House traditions. After touting his friendship with a convicted sex offender and bedazzling the entire Oval Office with the tackiest gold leaf known to man (“truly Temu level shit,” wrote style expert Derek Guy), 47 decided to take his presidency to literal new heights this week, fielding reporters’ questions from the White House roof.
In an apparent homage to all of our senile grandparents, the Commander-in-Chief kicked off his Tuesday morning with a stroll on the White House roof, a trip he said was in preparation of adding a ballroom onto the historic Washington D.C. residence. “It’s just another way to spend my money for the country,” Trump said of his presidential hot girl walk.
Instead of applauding the former Apprentice star’s dedication to making the White House as gaudy as humanly possible, most folks weren’t sold, taking to Twitter to dunk on America’s newly-minted “diddler on the roof.”
“When your client escapes from the nursing home and you’re looking all over,” joked one viral post, while another took aim at his supporters back on the ground. “A MAGA woman wrote that Donald Trump was on the roof of the White House because he was checking for leaks since he is an expert in buildings,” it read. “I have to say that every single MAGA is the dumbest fucking human being on Earth.”
But Trump and his supporters weren’t the only ones who got spectacularly roasted by Twitter this week. Other digital burn victims included overpaid programmers, Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and Nancy Mace’s flat ass.
