35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, August 8, 2025

‘I got the job! (intimacy coordinator at Lockheed Martin)’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, August 8, 2025

Rosie O’Donnell is long gone from The View, but she still has a lot of opinions. The talk show alum recently headed to social media with a dire warning for her former co-stars, sounding an alarm that the long-running series may not survive the ongoing censorship stemming from President Donald Trump’s White House. 

“You know what I just read today? ABC is ‘reviewing the liberal bias’ on The ViewTHE VIEW. The show with five women speaking their own opinions. That’s the threat now,” O’Donnell captioned her TikTok. “This review isn’t just a review,” she said. Instead, it means “we’re going to cancel it,” she argued, “we’re just going to soften you up first.” 

Meanwhile, a popular Twitter parody account for King of the Hill’s Hank Hill had Nancy Mace’s definitively flat back. “Hank,” an unofficial diminished gluteal syndrome sufferer, rightfully roasted the South Carolina Representative’s backside after she posted an unflattering photo of her at a gun range. “It’s a very serious genetic disorder,” “Hank” captioned an image of Mace’s terribly contoured face superimposed onto his cartoon body.

Much like “Hank” and Mace, we think you’ll laugh your ass off at these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which include those about a terrible lunch, a “shower hole” and gay Superman.

Lorem ipsum @lethalluz.6h I got the job!! (intimacy coordinator at lockheed martin) 34 1.2K 25K 459K
helen @helen 2h ... just spent 30 minutes making this ????????? ???????????? ??????????? ??????????? TO ... 34F 6% :SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 11K 40 693 del 162K
largest rodent @capybarone... 6h s ... so committed to the game he had his whole right arm replaced with a massive basketball RG @RyanGreeneDNVR-6h molten FIBA APPROVED VALID THRU 100 - ORME PHIL SABIJA 15 triglav 34 1.3K 69K 702K
21h s ... No Context Tobey Magui... Perfect date @IICTOBEYM SPIDER-A 2 1.9K 24K 51 378K
vic @stargqzing 22h ... if i was the goalie i'd quit on the spot CCM Games Bot 9th MLB 20 - 1 على Blue Jays Rockies (67 - 48) (30 - 83) Team 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E TOR 00303 402 8 20 24 1 COL 10000000-130 Play by play 49 5.7K 154K 226
Paris @goodyhilton 13h (Explaining Mulholland Drive to my toddler) you know how sometimes bad things happen to you? And then when you go to remember then you re-encode the memories with a perverse fondness,,, and you do this so many times the trauma starts to feel idyllic 12 1K 10K del 165K
Jaketropolis @jaketropolis.1d s ... the I-lion does not concern h-himself with being  ghosted... 36 4.9K 67K 906K
horse dentist @equine__... ...20h s ... Using Stop Anti- century 19th Language Instead of: Say: being sent seaside grippy sock vacation depression melancholia simp incurable romantic I'm crashing out My hysteria persists neurasthenia bed rotting 1.6K 17 15K 325K
@gchronicless 15h greg ... the woke left? without saying bye? 39 3.5K 59K 832K
Nick @aftersunfilm.2 21h S ... Cancelled at one season vibes FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... ...21h The official poster for 'The Office' spin-off 'THE PAPER' has been released. Premiering September 4 on Peacock. FROM THE CREW THAT BROUGHT YOU the office the paper 82 1.1K 41K 964K
@heavensbvnnyalt-21h Unemployed people are so puppy coded like oh you slept all day while I was at work and now you're happy I'm home to play games with you? Mm ok. 94 2.3K 30K del 517K
gotham city crisis actor @r... 13h G ... love how batman the animated series seems to take place in the 40's and the 50's and the 70's and the 90's all at once 87 1.5K 30K 377K
@JPHilllllll. 2h Read Starting Somewhere s ... Clanker down! MORE PERMICS UNICE More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS.2h Illinois has banned Al therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services. 11 1K 9.4K del 118K
John Cassavetes @fjmarlowe 19h ... As a chopped-presenting attractive person... 24 2.1K 18K del 310K
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford - 6h s ... I'm really desperate to find a job Tell us about your experience and skills X How many years of work experience do you have with WordPress?* 87 How many years of work experience do you have with Adobe Acrobat?* 82 Do you speak Spanish?* Yes No How many years of work experience do you have with HTML?* 74 How many years of work experience do you have with Salesforce.com?* 90 Your answers help improve your experience on LinkedIn. Learn more. You can control this in your Application Settings. Submit 11 432 10K 150K
sammy @loserbent . 22h ... guy came in today with an AJJ shirt and I pointed at it and went andrew jackson jihad! :) and he just said, oh no this is a band i like from tiktok 89 402 13K del 399K
staid @staidindoors 6h s ... MrBeast says he wants to recreate Oldboy in real life, with the winner seeking vengeance against him (Source: @Variety) 24 1.1K 14K del 320K
mads campbell @martyrdison Aug 6 ... i've tried dating non-autistic men. it doesn't hit the same. they have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about an obscure ww2 battle no one's ever heard of. 0/10. choose brilliance. 396 470 11K del 886K
@ManMilk2 . 11h s ... Images That Make You Feel Pain Sylado In imagine if there was a Stegosaurus here everyone would be scared not.me tho, csiknow its a herbivore 48 1.1K 21K 341K
sexpert @sahib14384912.20h s ... this anything? Everyone GAY SUPERMAN (2025): cuz im a cocksucker yes i am 56 1.1K 14K del 206K
no context dexter @oocdexter . 19h s ... how it feels to know you're the least favourite in the group chat but you can't prove it 16 1.6K 10K 147K
danielle @fyridk . 5h ... any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because like why is that there 345 3.8K 108K 1.6M
s out of context dogs @contextdogs. 16h ... ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING 62 949 20K 672K
doomer @uncledoomer. 6h s ... how a contractor looks at you when you ask when hes going to do the work you contracted him for 41 147 5.4K 139K
adi @perfectcelebrty - 21h s ... me after getting the surgery from the cheapest doctor in town pannchoa @pannchoa Aug 4 LIFTON CH Shoulder fillers becoming more and more trendy in Korea tinyurl.com/4ay8bkxb 60 1.2K 20K 715K
African Follow s ... @ali_naka The Buffalo House right now 2:37 AM Aug 7, 2025 1.1M Views 893 8.7K 58K 671
Cybershell Follow ... www. @Cybershell MrBeast says he wants to recreate The Simpsons in real life, with contestants forced to wear full body yellow makeup for 35 years. When asked why MrBeast responded with Homer Marge Lisa Bart. 2:02 PM Aug 7, 2025 626K Views 92 2.2K 27K 1.6K
S ... worlds @vicwingly 11h victoria SOON the police did WHAT HANDCUFFS ON MAKE SURE THAT HE'S RESTRAINED. AL CTV NEWS POLICE SHOOT ROPE TO ARREST SUSPECTS 6:46PM PT CHANNEL U.S. Air Force to deny retirement pay to transgender service TOP STORIES members being separated from the service NEWS.CA GEV WATCH LIVE UPDATES FROSCAN del 278K 18K 730 63
s ... eve @bubblegumbword .20h Don't hold me accountable for what I do after I crack open the Rachel Dolezal wine later 30.0 34,75 34. Don't iti Don't call me resco EIFIE CRACKLING CAREN all m TAROME DE PRODECCE white DE hite anc Wine Maceration 12 cération Vin/Wine os above 750ml sales 10% alc./vol. Wine الطل clos its 750ml cigales 11% alc./vol. 750ml os 11% alc./vol. ales 19 321 8.6K 185K
V @valerriexo Aug 7 s ... NOW I JUST NEED TO pick the strokes lyric A GOOD 43 1.2K 14K del 249K
punished sasuke lesbian chococat @lesbianchococat 17h S ... snapped off my shower head because i personally found using the shower hole to be a lot easier BANK at Q Foam I 54 658 11K del 144K
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 20h s ... my lunch fucking sucks and its making me sick 59 753 13K 413K
s ... Cayde.wav @caydeplanet. 19h made an oil painting of @danghentschel and 52 1.9K 32K 332K
Mike o @ItzMikeO . 21h s ... This how I like to be manipulated Il GIF muse @honeyscoat Aug 5 Sorry about the late reply, if I was in your bed we wouldn't have to worry about that 365 22K 215K del 7.6M
@Realrclark25 . 2 21h Ryan Clark ... Coleslaw should be outlawed. There's no reason for it to be a thing. No one has ever shown up to a cook out and asked where the slaw at?. 3.5K 4.4K 20K del 2.7M

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