35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 7, 2025

‘hugged this girl and our glasses clanked, feels like a body’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 7, 2025

Your Boomer uncle may be surprised by rumors about SiriusXM parting ways with notorious shock jock Howard Stern, but President Donald Trump isn’t. Amid whispers of Stern being taken off the air, Trump wandered down from the White House roof to offer his two cents, revealing the exact moment he knew it was over for his former bestie. 

“You know when he went down?” POTUS told reporters. “When he endorsed Hillary Clinton, he lost his audience. People said, ‘Give me a break.’ He went down when he endorsed Hillary Clinton.” 

Meanwhile, during a recent interview with DeadlineKing of the Hill co-creator Mike Judge shared what (beyond brain cell count) separates Homer Simpson and Hank Hill, and how this difference shaped the KOTH revival’s time-jump. “Our show is less surreal than other animated shows, like say, The Simpsons,” he explained. “It just seemed that even during the original run of the show, especially with Bobby, how long can we get away with keeping him (a young kid and teenager)? So, for us, it just seemed like the right thing to do.” 

Laughing at these hysterical tweets is also the right thing to do. The funniest include those about the Pink Pantheress’ double take, real footage of the Spanish-American War and streaming services’ return to tradition.

@longe... 1d s ... LongestSoloEver L GENIUS. AM GREAT LAM HIMLIANT. I AM SM ILLIA NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire... 1d U.S. TO ANNOUNCE PLANS TO BUILD NUCLEAR REACTOR ON MOON 55 4K 34K 830K
@greg16676935420-3h s ... greg Uh oh just spotted this about a mile from a WNBA arena PULL CLEARANCE 14 FORWARD AFTER FUELING OR GET SHOT 899 20K 904K 664
Kotek @KatzeKotek•1 19h O ... there are at least 3 books on why this is a bad idea Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d MrBeast says he wants to recreate The Hunger Games in real life, with the winner taking home $1 million 109 8.3K 124K 2.3M
zonk @CastinZonk.4 4h Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack 16 708 7.7K dJ 93K
H @viajetjaguar.19h hugged this girl and our glasses clanked, feels like a body 32 646 9.4K 154K
Wild TikToks с @wildtikt... .4h s ... things are often chopped and cooked before they're served and ate 16 1.1K 10K 112K
shi @chamoulie•2 21h why are people outside at the same time as me it's my turn 15 2.2K 12K 159K
sophie @gr4ssjelly.2 22h i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal 13 1.2K 7.7K 144K
Blume @blumothy 14h i support ethical gooning can I goon to your art I need to ask Yesterday, 8:53 PM sure bro 69 1.5K 53K 573K
misi @gyllenpunks.1 1d ... me and some caesar salad GIF 26 746 14K 335K
butch sontag @scorsissy 21h s ... correctly guessing the director of a film know nothing about bc i recognise their filmmaking style GIF 4.9K 37 52K 610K
Andy Herman s ... @AndyHer... 6h Can't wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable. POP CRAVE @PopCrave.8 8h Pop Crave Disney+ and Hulu are launching a unified streaming app in 2026, fully integrating Hulu into Disney+. The standalone Hulu streaming service will be discontinued. hulu Disney+ 3.6K 140 48K 1.3M
pinkpantheress @pinkpanth... 8h s ... opened the app too quick and thought this was me Miley Nation @MileyNati....1 17h HANNAH MONTANA: 20TH ANNIVERSARY. 2026. ut YNA ON 443 11K 257K 4.3M
Johnny Crust 3 @crust29015.14h s ... I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. W @Po... . 16h Polymarket Sports BREAKING: No bag policy has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers. 91 1.8K 60K 2.9M
boklou @TheldlerWheel-20h ... C. Zachary Chad is now engaged to Grace McLady Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Grayson Dolan is now engaged to Eleni Stamoulis. 122 3.1K 58K 2.2M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.14h s ... the spanish-american war 2 DE CECCO X SUSCKEN Especial ... DE LEEED - Corona® Coo Light THE EQUIS LIGH Lite a LIMITED EDITION sticial Modelo use. Especial the BUSC APPLE a LIGHT 389 682K 130 14K
@tinyangelette. 15h O ... we know girl. WICKED Wicked: For Good UNIVERSAL @w....17h Cynthia Erivo is Elphaba CYNTHIA ERIVO IS ELPHABA HUCKEN FOR GOOD NOVEMBERS21 IMAX 7 693 23K 432K
Muta @itsMutaTV.22h G ... Card shop owners when you want to buy or sell anything. 79 1K 31K del 763K
Possum Reviews @Revie... 21h s ... She's looking at him the way a cartoon character suffering from hunger-induced delirium looks at their friend while hallucinating they're a giant burger or something. Emir Han @RealEmirHan·2 2d Vanessa Kirby wishing Henry Cavill had social anxiety cc 89 1.1K 25K 528K
@igloofella 13h polar ... guy who's only seen studio ghibli food at da hellis a Polar hear Arlington Texas cooking animations: i'm getting real studio ghibli food animation vibes from this frankie steins gay uncle @k... 1d they wanna be a studio ghibli food animation compilation so bad 20 34K 1.6K 528K
bay @pale_atlantis 1d liking sports is great because you'll have a bad day then here your team comes to make it worse 232 22K 134K 3.6M
lems @hiraimixd.1 1d G ... I waited for years, white girl did it in one concert About Music @AboutMus... 1d TWICE's Sana to fans after they asked her if she's married or single: I'm married sorry, I'm Sabrina's 24 9K 133K 1.9M
lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit 14h G ... So I went on a date with a jeweler Today 12:44PM LEXI wtf i just spilled my diamonds + iMessage 180 2.3K 83K 1M
jessica @enchantedjess13-19h s ... taylor swift in september 2023: Adso Of Belk @AdsoOfBelk 1d POV: Who needs NYC when you have downtown Kansas City 354 15K the 375K 1
The Lord of Leisure @Lei... 20h s ... W ACHO 21 M My Wife I learned something from tik tok If there are 5 urinals, there is an unspoken rule that guys can only use 3 at once Not for me I'll shoot the gap and start meat scoping Read 9:18 AM 9 93 5.3K 289K
Christian @cbwritesc... .23h s ... Maybe don't charge $34 for a mixed drink and rig your blackjack decks NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 1d Las Vegas tourism is sinking - and younger Americans could be to blame trib.al/ORbqxQ5 Aria COSMOPOL ITAN ARBONE 67 146 7.3K 428K
ts lil rika @likewhet.20h S ... the main indicator that we all died and are in hell IGN @IGN.1d You can't stream Courage the Cowardly Dog anywhere now. bit.ly/ 46KPZ2U 3.4K 588K 27 26K
marce @MarceAlgara 15h i wonder I what 3 carne asada tacos with mpion green salsa and extra lime doing rn 30 3.7K 12K 240K
Izzy @thesamuraijaxon· 11h ... What a timeline I have Static @MightBeStatic•4 4h Woah J JumpTrailers @JumpTrailers 1d Addison Rae most ISd3 8 1 38 1.6K Mike @LonerMike_.1h My male mutuals see a white woman wit a lil ass and start floating like they smelled a cartoon blueberry pie 3 7 19 1K 39 1.5K 32K 465K
emily blunt's manager 12h ... unconfirm it Sydney Sweeney Daily 14h CONFIRMED: Sydney Sweeney joins the cast of The Devil Wears Prada 2. THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 48 1.7K 38K 650K
@apsarawrites 10h G ... apsara Bro has a plan в in case peace doesn't work: 212 1.3K 24K 496K
alxndr G ... @alexaldente A new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe) Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3 - Aug 5 Roseate Spoonbill bird in flight 1:29 AM Aug 6, 2025 4M Views 183 17K 201K 6.2K
O WeRateDogs ... @dog_rates We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc) ALT ALT 4:44 PM Aug 6, 2025 648.4K Views 155 2.4K 27K 1.3K
Seth Joseph ... @SethJoseph95 No I used to refresh WWE.com and check Wikipedia for the results YEETSHINE @badgalbrih_ 23h So y'all parents wasn't paying for PPV's back then????? 2:30 PM Aug 6, 2025 1.5M Views 502 2.6K 20K 534
mrs. jackpots @titleposting 21h ... enough about the worst song ever. let's talk about the best song ever, Laura Palmer's Theme by Angelo Badalamenti 42 1.1K 8.2K del 176K

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