23 All-Star Jokes You Can Pretend You Came Up With If You’re Talking to Someone Who’s Less Online Than You
Wow, you must be some sort of prolific comedy writer!
Look, we’re big enough comedy fans to know that stealing jokes isn’t okay. There seems to be a bit of a pass on “street jokes,” so these are probably okay to regurgitate. No one quite knows their origins, and no one has come forward as their creator, so as far as we’re concerned, if they get you a laugh at the next dinner party, you’re free to take credit.
If your slightly guilty conscience allows you to, that is.
Walking Uphill Without A Watch
Who Is This Rorschach Guy?
A Photon Checks Into A Hotel...
A Buddhist Monk Approaches A Hot Dog Stand...
A Roman Walks Into A Bar...
Puns and Kleptomaniacs
Two Women Walk Into A Bar...
The Man Waxing the Car With His Son
Did You Hear About the Guy Who Dipped His Balls in A Jar of Glitter?
The Time Before the Invention of the Crowbar
How Do You Make Holy Water?
What’s Brown and Rhymes With Snoop?
How Do You Get An Art Major Off Your Porch?
What Do You Get When You Drop A Grand Piano Down A Mine Shaft?
Where Does A Mansplainer Get Their Water?
The Little Boy Named After His Grandfather
A Limbo Champion Walks Into A Bar...
Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?
What’s the Difference Between A Hippo and A Zippo?
A Pirate Walks Into A Bar...
A Mexican Magician Tells His Audience...
The Most Important Part of Telling A Joke
