40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop

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40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop

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The Godfather Part II

JOHN CAZALE AND HIS FIVE MOVIES THE GODFATHER PART II WAS PEAK JOHN CAZALE. Cazale's five legendary movies involved three people: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Francis Ford Coppola. The Godfather Part II holds a special place in his filmography, as it's the only movie to involve the three of them. CRACKED.COM

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Lice

CRACKEDcO THE PAST WAS LOUSY WITH, UH, LICE. Being louse-fr is a modern luxury. Historical remedies included mercury, dog fat, and other stuff as gros

Disneyland

Disneyland's grand opening was an unmitigated disaster. Twice as many people entered the park due to counterfeit tickets, the Mark Twain riverboat sank due to overcrowding, and women's heels got stuck in the fresh asphalt. Oh, and the concession stands ran out of food and water- in 100 degree heat.

source: SFGate

E.T.

E.T. was a mixture of several faces. Steven Spielberg found inspiration for the wise alien visitor in portraits of Albert Einstein, Carl Sandburg, and

Liquor

CRACKEDcO Young men hold their liquor better than young women, but the inverse is true among old men and women. This because of an enzyme called the A

Scooby-Doo

The Scooby Gang was based on the characters in a 1960s TV show. It was called The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, and it was a teen sitcom that the creators of Scooby-Doo basically just lifted the main characters from. CRACKED.COM

Source: Snopes

Unforgiven vs. The Addams Family

WHEN THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS CRACKED GOT IT MORE RIGHT THAN THE OSCARS UNFORGIVEN NUTRITIRA CHRISTOPHERLOND THEADDAMS EAMILY nickelodeon UNFORGIVEN THE ADDAMS FAMILY In the long run, The Addams Family is way more culturally relevant than the 1992 Clint Eastwood movie.

Microorganisms

40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop
Source: NIN

Homeland Security

Dr. Laura Callahan worked for Homeland Security. DEYANIM MENT MLAN CRIT Despite the fact that she faked her credentials. Callahan held one of the most

James Brown

40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop

Cyndi Lauper

Cyndi Lauper sang a song called Taffy Butt. TAFFY BUTT PERFORMED BY CYNDI LAUPER CRACKED CO The Belcher kids find a butt-shaped map of a taffy factory in The Belchies. Ms. Lauper herself sings a parody of Goonies 'R' Good Enough from The Goonies.

Benedict Cumberbatch

CRACKED Khan Noonien Singh played by Benedict Cumberbatch. Khan Noonien Singh should have been played by Kal Penn, or somebody remotely resembling a g

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