39 Useless Bits of Trivia That Take Up Not a Pixel on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

To us, facts are a basic need
39 Useless Bits of Trivia That Take Up Not a Pixel on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

We’re not ones to judge, but we just don’t understand why you feel that facts can’t come before basic needs like food, water and safety. Facts such as “food can be found at grocery stores” help you get food, and facts such as “water can be poured into a glass from a faucet” help you get water. You’ll probably need actual training to be able to defend yourself, but a fact like “karate can help you punch and kick an attacker” will lead you to the dojo. 

See! Facts come before everything!

Cabbage Patch Dolls

You can watch a Cabbage Patch Doll be born at BabyLand General in Georgia. The doll hospital is staffed by LPNs (Licensed Patch Nurses) who facilitate births from Mother Cabbage on the hour. CRACKED.COM

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The Seinfeld Finale

SEINFELD CRACKED.COM Wanting to end it before any of fthe funny was compromised, Seinfeld called it quits after 9 seasons on May 14, 1998. After almost being cancelled early on, it became the #1 show by the 1994-95 season, averaging just over 30 million viewers per episode. It rose back to #1 in season 9, and the finale brought in a whopping 76.3 million viewers.

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Car Thieves

A car thief evaded police by hiding in a giant teddy bear. GRACKED.COM 18-year-old Joshua Dodson hid in the giant bear after he stole a car and filled it up with gas without paying. Po- lice said something wasn't right when they saw the bear breathing on their search for the teen.

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Central Park Hot Dog Carts

It can cost $289,500 a year just for the right to operate a single hot dog cart in Central Park. CCTS DOG DO CHICKEN GYRD HOT PRE TZEL CRACKED.COM RETT There are only 3,100 hot dog licenses in NYC. Some people have reportedly been on the waiting list for a permit for 20 years.

NY Times

Contagion

The filmmakers behind Contagion consulted real life epidemiologistsa and disaster experts. They based the movie's fictional MEV-1 virus on the real Ni

Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn CRACKED.COM As a young woman, Hepburn was an underground ballerina, which is a lot more badass than it sounds. She would perform to raise money for the Dutch anti-Nazi resistence, and even snuck secret messages in her ballet slippers.

The Rolling Stones

The cover of the Rolling Stones album Their Satanic Majesties Request, has the faces of their rivals, The Beatles, hidden in the flowers. Ringo Paul George John GRACKED.COM

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Robert Downey Jr.

CRACKED COM Robert Downey Jr. got his first hit of weed from his own father when he was six years old. He's been addicted to drugs since age eight.

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves was in a campy holiday movie with Drew Barrymore when The made-for-TV movie teaches kids the true meaning of Christmas: playing with toys. CRACKED.COM

The Spotted Eagle Ray

A giant ray leaped out of the ocean and killed a boater, and itself. CRACKED.COM In 2008, a woman named Judy Kay Zagorski was killed when a 75 pound spotted eagle ray (like Mr. Ray from Finding Nemo) leapt out of the water into her boat and knocked her over. The ray also died.

BBC 

Daft Punk

Daft Punk was based on a bad review of the pair's earlier project. The pair was originally named Darlin', and a critic called their work a daft punky

The Saw Claw

THE DINOCHELUS AUSUBELI HAS ONE SAW-CLAW. Dinochelus literally (and aptly) means terrible claw.' They're blind, and use that elongated claw to catch

Beetles

Bombardier beetles make their own beetle juice. They have two glands in their anus that, when mixed, fire off a boiling-hot noxious concoction. NOW YO

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