33 Jokes People Told at a Job Interview

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33 Jokes People Told at a Job Interview

Job interviews are stressful. These Redditors, however, learned that a well-timed joke can make an all-time impression, successfully diffusing the tension and securing an actual job offer. One joked that his only weakness was job interviews, while another said he’d work until he got the job done, but — wait for it — he might die eventually.

Unfortunately, a few of these jokes didn’t land, but like any great comedian, there’s nothing a little workshopping can’t fix to help them land the next punchline — and gig.

lommen2 4y ago When asked What are your weaknesses? I said I'm terrible at interviews. I got the job. + 5.6K ...
codefeablization 4y ago I was being interviewed for a sales position at a floor covering company. My dad had been in the industry for years and had a loose acquaintance with the individual who was interviewing me. At the end of the interview, I told him that my Dad told me everything I needed to know about carpet just before the interview. Не said, oh yeah, what was that? My response, fuzzy side up. Не called later that day and offered me the job. + 6.8K ...
MrStickySpaz 4y ago The hiring manager interviewing me said The job is great most days, but there are the days where you will wanna pull your hair out. Не was bald so I said That must've happened to you already. Не had a great sense of humor so him and the trainee manager sitting in on the interview laughed and he told me at the end of the interview my personality and credentials were exactly what they were looking for. I got the job and left after 3 months because it really did make me wanna pull my hair out.
 4y ago Printed my resume accidentally on cardstock. (Thought it was resume paper). Interviewer, while turning it around in his hands, wow this is some thick paper. I said, makes it harder to crumple up. Не laughed. I got the job. + 18K ...
bogodix . 4y ago Interviewer asked me are you gonna be a pain in the ass or someone I won't have to worry about? I replied probably both and was offered the job shortly after. + 2.4K ...
joenastyness 4y ago They asked me to tell them a joke (Ice cream parlor). On the spot, the only thing that came to my head was why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have such big fingers. They looked at me in awkward silence and I told them I didn't want the job anyway. + 5.7K ...
jman857 4y ago My cousin went to a church because he was trying to become some position at the church, pastor, altar boy or ultimately a priest I assume. Essentially, he told the joke, And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster. From his words, the priest laughed his ass off. I was surprised he had never heard that joke before. + 4.6K ...
NotLifeLike 4y ago I had an interview that I was already bombing, then they asked how I do under pressure... I responded with Not well apparently. Didnt get it. + 4.4K ...
Redemption9001 4y ago I was interviewing for a dispatch position where I have to talk to gas technicians. Interviewer was saying, The techs can be highly stressed in the field, some of them can get rude and unpleasant on the phones at times. They can be quite un- politically correct. Are you able to handle people like that? Me - Oh so just another conversation with my parents, that's no problem for me I suppose she wasn't expecting that answer and burst out laughing. I ended up getting the job. Am still there now, but now I'm part of the recruitment team
edgarpickle 4y ago I worked at a middle school for a decade. The high school we fed was right across the parking lot. My wife worked there as the Spanish teacher. So when a position came up there, I thought, why not? I interviewed. They all knew me. They knew my wife. So when, at the end of the interview they asked me if I had any questions, I asked, Yeah, does that cute Spanish teacher still work here? Principal laughed. Assistant principal laughed. Central office person freaked out. I didn't get the job and I can't help but think
KSmegal 4y ago My mom worked with a Korean lady named Soyoung. When she was interviewing for the job, my mom's older boss asked her how she said her name. She said, I am Soyoung, like you are so old. It landed her the job instantly. 2.1K ...
sprezzatura327 4y ago The CEO and head of HR took me for a lunch interview, and the CEO made an offhand comment that he didn't get enough taco sauce. I'll give you some of mine if you give me the job! Не laughed, the HR head laughed, I laughed. I got the job. + 1.9K ...
URAQT 4y ago I work for a series of plant biology research labs in reception, and the interview process was horrifically dull. We were all cramped in a tiny room because they had overbooked the conference rooms ans didn't have a proper space to interview me, so it was comically cramped as four of us sat around a small coffee table. They asked me if I had ever couriered biological materials. My reply was um. Not my own? But I assume there is a form for that. They all laughed (thank god). A few moments went by while they made
RightInThePleb 4y ago I was at an interview for an office job at a large mine. They were discussing the different projects they had going on, from ecology to the deepest part of the mine. I didn't realise there was so much involved and said There really is a lot going on beneath the surface!. Both interviewers just looked at me and started giggling. 1.8K ...
Scottzilla90 4y ago Edited 4y ago As a 6'6 260lb man, I interviewed for a job in Asia and the last question they asked me was what do you think will be the hardest thing about moving to (x) city? Having had a look around town for a belt and trousers I realised that Asian sized clothing would never fit me so I just responded with Honestly? ....... I think the hardest thing about moving here will be finding a piece of clothing that fits me they had a good chuckle and I got the job. 1.7K ...
Sybs 4y ago Whenever I'd have one where there were a lot of people on their side of the table/room I'd say something like Well, this isn't intimidating. Almost every time people would chuckle and it broke the ice a little, as intended. But one time the men blankly stared for a moment and then just asked me to sit down. Did not get that job. + 1.6K ...
Cappas1 4y ago are you willing to work late? i'll work as long as you want me to. I may, eventually, die though. The senior guy who was working on a laptop laughed and I did get the job. 1.1K ...
ExPostRedemptore 4y ago In 1994 I interviewed for a position with NationsBank (now Bank of America). The bank was headquartered in North Carolina and had taken over two large Texas banks. The person interviewing me was from HQ and explained that he'd be my immediate supervisor. Later when he asked me what I was looking for in a job/company I gave the usual canned response and added at the end and if possible a manager who lives in a different time zone. It was a trite joke but he loved it. I got the job. 1.3K ...
WickedZombie 4y ago Honestly, I picked up on context clues in his office that the interviewing manager played a lot of blizzard stuff, so I started using terms like Zerg Rush and Turtling. Не laughed at them, I laughed at them, and then the guy who actually owned that office walked in and laughed at the last joke. 1.4K ...
SpectralSheep 4y ago I had an apprenticeship interview a few years ago, during which I made a drug related joke. I had to sit and talk to a panel of like seven or eight guys in the industry, and before we started, one guy asked who wanted a coke so he could grab them. I said something something the lines of only if it's the good kind. One of the panel members asked me to clarify, so I said I meant diet or regular. A couple of the guys started laughing and the interview went pretty well after that. +
Weekly611 . 4y ago After I mentioned it, they asked me why I hadn't put my Masters degree on my resume. I said it didn't seem relevant unless they wanted me to write them a novel. I was being interviewed by four senior managers and they all bursted out laughing. Stung a bit, tbh. + 957 ...
CertainlyAmbivalent 4y ago I was in a group interview and after I told them I planned to go back to school online for another degree one guy gleefully suggested University of Phoenix and I responded? No, I'll probably go to a real college. Everyone laughed except for him. 762 ...
xwulfd 4y ago Edited 4y ago They asked me is this your first time being in an interview and I said no My first time was when I applied for a psychic job they asked me how do I see my self in 5 years? I said I dont know and i didnt get the job I got hired from this lame joke 795 ...
Borkacabra 4y ago I had an interview that was going bad. Who are you as a person? kind of questions. I had given up so when he asked Why should I hire you? I slid a dollar across the table like a bribe. Не laughed and I got the job. | was really bad at it though. I (not even kidding) worked my way down the ladder and out through the mail room. 947 ...
GingerNins 4y ago The interviewer jokingly asked if I could start yesterday and I said sure, I'll hop in my TARDIS and be right there! Little did I know she was a big Dr. Who fan. Got the job. 639 ...
jonuggs e 4y ago Y Edited 4y ago When asked, Why should we give you this job and not any of the other candidates I gave a typical, kind of rote, response but then leaned in toward the panel a bit, stared them down and said: also - I have mob ties. They laughed. I laughed. I got the job, and had Nicky the Shiv call off the hits. 678 ...
jr0-117 4y ago When I was asked for 3 words to describe myself I said efficient. 515 ...
shmartyparty 4y ago Not me but daughter's (20) BF (20) went for a job interview at an assembly plant. When asked what experience he has, he said he used to play with Lego. Yes, it was supposed to be a joke and no, he didn't get the job. Lol 493 ...
Salmonslutt 4y ago My mum had a job interview when she was pregnant with me. When they asked her about it she said 'dont worry its not permanent' and turns out they loved it. She ended up getting the job :) 497 ...
Berlin-couple 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Tried to get a job at a shoe store. why do you want to work for us? It is the best place to be for my footfetish The old woman did not take that well, even tho I said it with a laughing tone and grin.
thepcanman 4y ago When asked if I had any questions, I asked when do I start? Somehow got the job, as she said she liked the confidence:) Job sucked, but that's not important 308 ...
JOATWorks 4y ago Interviewing for my current job with the owner of the company and the manager I'd be working under, owner asks me, How well do you work with people who annoy you? I respond with, Well, that's pretty much everyone, so pretty well, manager belly laughed and said Just hire him! + 402 ...
olej_olej 4y ago In a French speaking place, got asked about my French skills even though I didn't put FR on CV. So I Answered that I know 3 words: Bonjour, Merci and the third one that starts with M too. Gave them a chuckle, got the job. (merde was the word). + 164 ...

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