34 Random Bits of Trivia Deliberately and Articulately Uttered by a Disconcertingly Conscious Baby
Forget ‘mama’ or ‘dada,’ our first word was ‘facts’!
Don’t tell our spouses, but we’ve been secretly repeating “facts” over and over to our babies behind their backs. They can try to get the little ones to say “mama” or “dada” all they want, but we’re determined. They might be upset with us at first, but they’ll thank us when those fact-focused kids know more than us all combined!
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British Government
Gwyneth Paltrow
Go ahead and try, we'll wait.
Tanzania
