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35 Hidden Goofs and Gags from TV Shows and Movies

This is why you always watch the credits

35 Hidden Goofs and Gags from TV Shows and Movies

May 12, 2024

TV shows and movies are so jam-packed with little jokes and references these days, you need one of those Clockwork Orange contraptions to keep you from blinking. God forbid you miss a cheeky Easter egg in a three-hour Marvel movie.

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Cow and Chicken Rug Munching Cow And Chicken featured the Buffalo Gals, a gang of women bikers who literally begin munching the rug, because subtlety is for the weak. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment E ON-ONE OT PREMEMBER iNE BE Hot BE NAUGHT BE Courteo Rocko's Modern Life Rocko's XXX Life Where to start? The Chokey Chicken restraurant ? Rocko's stint as a sex phone operator? Heffer's milking machine-induced orgasm? It's a wonder the show lasted as long as it did. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment The Flintstones Barney's New Head While looking for a costume, Fred makes a joke about Barney getting a costume with a second head. Barney jokes back, Why do I need three of 'em? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment MANIA MEAT BEAT MANIA 16 einsant Steven Universe as Beat Steven's Meat A video game (censored in many countries) is called Meat Beat Mania. Steven often exclaims (as does the game) that it's time to beat your meat! CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Judy Hopps Grinds on Nick During the end dance sequence, Nick is standing alone and Judy comes over to hip-check him - which causes him to smile and join the dance. But if you freeze it when she does it, it becomes clear that's not exactly where her hips were at. Zootopia CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Cybersex I feel something happening inside me, a computer screams, and I can't keep it to myself any longer! Then it orgasmically spurts thick, white paper sheets from the printer. The Brave Little Toaster CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob TentPants Presumably to blow off steam from his horrible job, friends, and life, SpongeBob settles in... for some porn. Which in his world means real-life footage of a sea anemone wriggling. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment SpongeBob SquarePants Prison Joke SpongeBob hands Gary two bars of soap before winking and saying, Don't drop them! Snails apparently have to worry about prison rape now? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Shrek Compensating for Something When Shrek first sees Lord Farquad's castle, he suggests that Lord Farquad is compensating for having a very tiny... well, you know. The fact that Farquad was based on ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner just makes this a lot worse? Better? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Ratatouille

Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Ratatouille Linguini's Little Secret Very awkwardly Linguini tries to tell Collette about Remy: I have this tiny... uh, little... And then her eyes go immediately down. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Ed, Edd n Eddy Ed's Porn Eddy frequently talk about his big brother's magazines - which are definitely of the dirty variety. FREE CHiX CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Felix the Cat Felix's Suicide After knocking up a girl cat, Felix kills himself by inhaling gas rather than raise the kittens. This is what comedy looked like in 1919. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Justice League Being the Fastest Man Alive Isn't Always a Good Thing That's what Hawkgirl implies after Flash brags about being faster than anyone. She says that's why he can't get a date. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment TAR Rugrats ME HOME Adult Video Tommy's grandpa shows Tommy and Chucky several tapes, including one for after they go to sleep. Its title? Lonely Space Vixens. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment Batman Roxy Rocket This Batman villain is just ٠٠ wild. A bombshell that rides around on a rocket, basically getting her rock(et)s off the entire episode. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment The Powerpuff Girls Ms. Bellum's... Everything Only seen from the boobs down (because that's where everyone else is looking), Ms. Bellum once helps the Mayor sharpen his pencil. CRACKED.COM — Source

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American Werewolf in London didn't want any supernatural lawsuits. All characters and events in this film are fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental. After insulting the Prince of Wales in the film, they give a shout-out to him and Princess Di in the credits. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In the opening of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs... А FILM BY A LOT OF PEOPLE The opening credits include A film by, which sits for a moment by itself before adding a lot of people. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The animated show Histeria! always included a quick gag. MAIN TITLES LYRICS MAIN TITLE DIRECTION TOM RUEGGER BOB DOUCETTE HISTERIA WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS ITS BELIEF THAT WAR IS BAD. Others included Lady Godiva's Wardrobe Provided by No One and Histeria! Is Drawn Before a Live Audience. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Beatles' Help! had an unusual dedication. THIS fILM IS RESPECTfULLY dEdICATED TO THE MEMORY of MR. ELIAS HOWE, who IN 1846, INVENTED THE SEWING MACHINE Were the filmmakers truly inspired, think it was funny, or (the most likely answer) were they high? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Life of Brian includes a strange recommendation. If you have enjoyed this film, why not go and see La Notte? La Notte is a 1961 acclaimed Italian drama, a.k.a. the complete opposite of Monty Python sensibilities. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jim Carrey

Mr. Popper's Penguins credits make us worry for Jim Carrey. NO PENGUINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. JIM CARREY, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS BITTEN MERCILESSLY. BUT НЕ HAD IT COMING. AMERICAN HUMANE AMERICAN HUMANE ASSOCIATION MONITORED THE ANIMAL ACTION. I guess Mr. Popper's penguins had their revenge. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jessica Chaffin's boobs get their own credit in The Heat. MARK MULLINS BILL BORN NATE CORDDRY EL MULLINS GINA JESSICA CHAFFIN GINA'S BOOBS JESSICA CHAFFIN'S BOOBS JAMIE DENBO BETH MIRIAM TOLAN PATHOLOGIST You gotta give credit where credit's due. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Airplane II: The Sequel also included gags in the credits. Calliera Operator FREUNIC OMEIN First Assistant Camera M. TODD HENRY HORST GRANDT Property Master Gaffer (What's a Gaffer?) LARRY GILHOOLY Best Boy (Electric) FRANK McKANE ADOLF HITLER Worst Boy PETE G. PAPANICKOLAS Key Grip Special Effects ROBERT N. DAWSON Stunt Coordinator DAVID R. ELLIS Video Technical Consultant RICK WHITFIELD IRIF Hard to argue with their nominee for Worst Boy. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Animaniacs credits almost always included a gag. JULIE POULSON GAIL VIRALDO JUST WAIT UNTIL EPISODE #100! JUST WAIT! AND WAIT! AND WAIT! Above is an example of the 99th and final episode, but most episodes include a weird title for Kathryn Page, like Hamster Trainer. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Idina Menzel was credited as Adele Dazeem in a playbill. AT THIS PERFORMANCE THE ROLE OF ELIZABETH WILL BE PLAYED BY ADELE DAZEEM After John Travolta famously butchered her name, the Broadway show If/Then (which starred Menzel) made a nod to the mispronunciation. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Tiny Toon Adventures end credits always contained a joke. JEAN MACCURDY CONGRATULATIONS! You HAVE JUST WASTED A HALF HOUR OF Your LIFE! Other gags included Moral of the Story: We Need More Animators and Created by: Buster and Babs. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In Robocop, unauthorized duplication is punishable by droid. ARE FICTITIOUS. NO IDENTIFICATION WITH OR SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD OR TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED THIS MOTION PICTURE IS PROTECTED UNDER THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER COUNTRIES AND ITS UNAUTHORIZED DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION OR EXHIBITION MAY RESULT IN CIVIL LIABILITY AND CRIMINAL PROSECUTION BY ENFORCEMENT DROIDS A JON DAVISON PRODUCTION A PAUL VERHOEVEN FILM In case you can't squint that hard, it says ...unauthorized duplication ... may result in ... criminal prosecution by enforcement droids. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In the South Park movie, Saddam Hussein was credited as himself. BEBE JENNIFER HOWELL DR. GOUACHE GEORGE CLOONEY CONAN O'BRIEN BRENT SPINER BROOKE SHIELDS MINNIE DRIVER THE BALDWIN BROTHERS DAVE FOLEY SADDAM HUSSEIN HIMSELF DR. VOSKNOCKER ERIC IDLE CANADIAN FIGHTER PILOT NICK RHODES Gynen TODRY C WALTERS Unsurpisingly, in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the character of Saddam Hussein was actually voiced by Matt Stone. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Mallrats

In Mallrats, Kevin Smith thanked his parents for having sex. The Director Would Like to Thank GOD - FOR ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TELL MY STUPID STORIES. SCOTT - FOR DECIDING NOT TO HIKE AROUND THE WORLD. JIM - FOR TREATING us LIKE THE COENS AS OPPOSED TO THE TWENTY-SOMETHING KNOW-NOTHINGS WE REALLY ARE. SEAN - FOR BRINGING A PEDIGREE TO THE PROJECT. PIERSON FOR KEEDING ME DUDE MOM and DAD - FOR HAVING SEX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. Something we should all be grateful our parents did. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Simpsons Movie claims to be filmed on location in Springfield. JULIE ANSELL GREGG BERGER MAURICE LAMARCHE RICK POLIZZI FILMED ON LOCATION IN SPRINGFIELD, Kodak Prints by DELUXE® DE DOLBY dts Film Stock IN SELECTED THEATRES Approved A follows the city's name, as a nod to the undeterminded state of the city. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The best part of Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult might be its credits. JOE FLOOD Umpire SCOTT EVERS Doctor PAUL HUTTON YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON. THANK YOU. Stunts Other jokes include Amanda who is Mr. Newborn's Really Sexy Cousin and Rama Lama Samama, who is Arie's Evil Twin CRACKED.COM — Source

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Disney distances themselves from booger eaters in Frozen. JEREMY JOLIANNA JULIAN LIAM LINCOLN LUKE NATHAN NATHANIEL OLIVER OLIVER PERI PETRA PROSPER ROMAN SARAH SLOANE THOMAS TROUPE WEDNESDAY The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions. The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff... that all men eat their own boogers are — Source

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Back to the Future credits Johnny В. Goode to Marty Mcfly. JOHNNY В. GOODE Performed by MARTY McFLY with the STARLIGHTERS Produced by BONES HOWE The actual vocal performance in the movie was done by the singer Mark Campbell. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Monsters, Inc. assures us of the safety of the monsters. PROCESSING BY Monaco Labs PRINTS BY Technicolor RODUCED AND DISTRIBUTED ON Eastman Film NO MONSTERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE. THIS PICTURE MADE UNDER No. 38501 THE JURISDICTION OF Rest easy, kids. Your favorite scary friends were not injured. CRACKED.COM — Source

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