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CRACKED.COM Suffering from post-partum depression? Tom Cruise says you need vitamins and exercise. And you should never ever take anti-depressants for it, he says. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Miley Cyrus wants you to go gluten free. She thinks that a gluten free diet boosts physical and mental health. Science says otherwise-a gluten free diet is strictly for people who suffer from Celiac disease. — Source

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GRAGKED.COM EGREV MAM HOLD Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo said on an episode of Ellen that women should get a pelvic ultrasound to detect ovarian cancer. The problem is that ultrasounds don't detect ovarian cancer, and in fact, there is no screen for ovarian cancer at all. At least, that's what real doctors say... — Source

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Martha Stewart told her daughter that, if her husband is rich but ugly, she shouldn't have his kid. Stewart said she should have a hot guy's kid and raise it as her husband's. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Patti Stanger, star of The Millionaire Matchmaker, gives some amazing dating advice... if you live in the 1950s. Men should always pay for dates. Women should dial down their intelligence. Never sleep with men on the first date: don't give them the candy They want Madonna in the for free! bedroom, Martha Stewart in the kitchen and Girls: you better Mary Poppins in the nursery. learn how to cook! -Patti Stanger CRACKED.COM — Source

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After a comment comparing President Obama to Hitler, Hank Williams, Jr. had his theme song for Monday Night Football pulled by ESPN When the interviewer expressed confusion at the comparison, Williams bafflingly explained: I'm glad you don't brother, because a lot of people do. They're the enemy... Obama! And Biden! Are you kidding? The Three Stooges. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Danish film director Lars von Trier made some intolerable statements about Hitler at the 2011 Cannes film festival. I understand Hitler... I sympathize with him... And he was immediately banned from the festival by the Cannes board of directors; the ban lasted SEVEN YEARS. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Within three months of being crowned Miss Puerto Rico 2015, Destiny Velez had an anti-Muslim rant on Twitter. Mini Apperica 2011 MISS 7 What Muslims have done is provided oil & terrorize this country & many others!!!!!! The Miss Puerto Rico Organization released her apology statement alongside the announcement of her indefinite suspension, and all her social media accounts were shut down. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In 2017, Gigi Hadid was pulled from a Victoria's Secret fashion show in China due to a video of her making slant-eyes while holding a Buddha cookie. T GRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Megan Fox was fired from Transformers: Dark of the Moon for a Hitler remark. In an interview in 2009, Fox said of director Michael Bay, Не wants to be like Hitler on his sets,and he is. Transformers series. producer Steven Spielberg told Bay to fire her right now. — Source

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Celebrity Big Brother dropped Tila Tequila for being a Nazi. Cult In 2013, she wrote a blog post titled Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled, calling Hitler a man of compassion. Almost two years later, when she was on the show, the production company found out about it and booted her. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In 2013, Alec Baldwin chased down a TMZ paparazzo and called him homophobic slurs. HARRI HARR de INSTON AMERICA So MSNBC first suspended his talk show Up Late with Alec Baldwin for two weeks, then cancelled it. Funding for his radio show dried up, AT&T cancelled a paid speech of his, and his bank didn't renew their contract with his charity foundation. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kevin Hart's homophobic tweets and jokes from a decade ago -- which he claims to have repeatedly apologized for over the years - - cost him a chance to host the Oscars. Hart got defensive when people began to dig up his insensitive remarks (right after he'd been announced as host), and when the Academy gave him an ultimatum to apologize or lose the great opportunity, he chose both options. CRACKED COM — Source

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