33 Blistering Hot Movie Takes to Warm Your Frigid Little Heart Through the Long Winter

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33 Blistering Hot Movie Takes to Warm Your Frigid Little Heart Through the Long Winter

We asked our readers to unleash their most unpopular movie opinions upon the world, and they delivered. If you didn’t already have an opinion on 1994’s live-action Jungle Book, you will in a couple of minutes.

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TELL US NOW. ... David с. says the '90s Nutty Professor was the perfect remake. They updated the '50s white movie into a '90s urban comedy. Waaaaay better. And I love Jerry Lewis, but Eddie knocked it out of the park. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... Sorry, Sly. Brian W. says the 2012 Dredd remake kicks the original's ass. It perfectly captured the ultra-violent nature of the comic book and how strict adherence to law can be as evil as lawlessness. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ... The volleyball scene in Top Gun had Jeff M. checking his watch even more than Maverick. Не says it could've easily been replaced with 5 additional minutes of Tomcats doing badass shit. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... The curb-stomp scene in American History X is too much for Ryan В. Не calls it a great movie that I could never watch a second time because of the curb-stomping scene. May not be a bad scene but it causes me to run my tongue over my teeth to make sure they're OK whenever I think about it. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ... Why did It: Chapter One make us watch the bathroom being cleaned? Matt В. says it's an incredible movie, but the bloody bathroom cleanup with a pop '80s backdrop is tonally and thematically out of left field. The scene had just been one of Beverly's most traumatic moments, but now it's played off as lighthearted summer fun. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... Adam N. would love to see a series based on Ringu/The Ring. The movies are great, but the novels dig way, way deeper, he says. There's a lot of really interesting ideas and storylines in the books that the movies have barely touched on. Heck, at times the books are more sci-fi than horror. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... Alex P. thinks a series could save Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. God I wanted that movie to be good so badly! It was beautiful, original, the setting was fantastic, it would have been so cool! The problem was the braindead script and the fact they hired a pair of wooden mannequins as the main characters. But do a series, and all will be forgiven. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... CK В. says the '70s-'80s Superman flicks are P overrated. The Christopher Reeve Superman films are objectively only so-so, and wouldn't be so revered if it weren't for the excellent effects and Reeve himself. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... Kenton А. says Black Widow is more feminist than Captain Marvel. She has no superpowers and a minimum amount of gadgets. She has leadership abilities and holds her own against villains with superpowers. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. ... Paul T. says Thanos wasn't DANG! a bad guy. P Не saw a legitimate issue that nobody would address, and was fair and just in his solution (as 'extreme' as it may be). Не explains that Thanos took 50% of everyone regardless of standing or allegiance - even his own followers. R4 CRACKED.COM

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