29 Celebrity Endorsements That Reek of Desperation

29 Celebrity Endorsements That Reek of Desperation

The world comes at you fast. One day youre playing “Freak on a Leash” to sold-out stadiums around the world, the next youre sucking your signature blend of Korn Koffee off of your own dreads for a promo video.

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Kathy Griffin fake- beheaded Trump. The joke was lost on many. The comedian held a ketchup-coated Donald Trump mask in a web video, and few understood she was referencing some of Trump's comments about blood coming out of a woman's body. She lost a couple of deals-even one with Squatty Potty, a device for changing your posture on the toilet. CRACKED.COM


Bollywood actors peddle dangerous skin-lightening cream. Arguably the world's famous most actor, Shah Rukh Khan is among a number of Indian celebrities who promote a product with the express purpose of making them look less, well, Indian. FAIRNESS LIKE LASER LIGHT TREATMENT Fair ADVANCED Lovely MULTI VITAMIN™ Fair c Fair Lovely Fair: Lovely Fair Lovely Lovely MALTI VITAMIN - - - Time - - - 100 The cultural implications of skin-whitening aside, the creams being sold are often a dangerous cocktail of steroids, hydroquinone, and tretinoin. This can definitely make the user more pale, as it may lead to cancer,


LeBron and Pitbull were the spokesmen for performance-enhancing caffeine strips. As the idols of millions of youngsters, you'd think Lebron James and (possibly) Pitbull might know better than to market Sheets Energy Strips as if they were sweet, delicious candy. Sheets EXCLUSIVE Individually wrapped energy strips CAVS EXTRA-STRENGTH ENERGY Blake EXTRA-STRENGTH NEW ENERGY Sheets locksmith ACE Sheet av M almage - Sheets Sheets im - ELECTRIC NEW 23 - loogs M Demand - 8 SERVINGS gives Shi Soup - - Shilts MINT BOOS PAST-ACTIVE - - - SPOTARY - BERRY BLAST FAST-ACTING ENERGY Especially when the product hasn't passed FDA


GWYNETH PALTROW CANDLE goop K HERETIC THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA BOUGIE PARFUMEE NET FILL The goop store is a treasure trove of ridiculous objects, but nothing is quite as upsetting as this $75 candle. CRACKED.COM

KISS KASKET K KISS KISS Yes, that's the official spelling. Maybe I'm just a narcissist, but when I die I would prefer my own face on my vinyl-wrapped casket. CRACKED.COM

JUSTIN BIEBER FLOSSERS BrushBuddies JUSTIN BIEBER Flossers 36 Pcs Look, we're all for promoting healthy dental hygiene in children, but we're just unsure how Justin Bieber branded flossers are different. CRACKED.COM

JACKIE CHAN SKIN CARE When you think Jackie Chan, you may not think organic skin care, but now that he mentions it, his skin does look great. CRACKED.COM

WWE TALKING SOAP Vanilla scent W Talking Soap SL-Cole Slave 50 PICK up the soap NOW! WHAT? The soap's audio was activated by water, when you would be showered with insults like Go wash up, jabroni, because frankly, you stink! CRACKED.COM

REDD FOXX DOLLS Talking Redd Foxx On stage or relaxing- just turn him around 1 999 YOUR DADDY SAT ON ME S S Officially licensed plush dolls were made of the comedian, despite his material being aimed at adults. CRACKED.COM

Joe Namath PANTYHOSE CRACKED.COM After slowly panning up from his hose-clad gams, Namath makes the easily disprovable claim that I don't wear pantyhose. You know, so his boys won't think he's effeminate or something.

Pope Leo XIII COCAINE MARIANI WINE MARIANI WISE - MAJIANI WINE ITEMS HEALTH STRENGTH XXXXXXXXX ENERGY a VITALITY THE BODY CRASIN HASTERS CONVALESCENCE - INFLUENZA. His Heliness THE POPE - the - Sur NET - VENSCH - mini With - - - I bearing - - CRACKED.COM Leo got hooked on Vin Mariani, a highly addictive cocaine-infused wine. Не appeared in ads for it, and gave the company a Vatican gold medal.


КоЯп KOFFEE CRACKED COM If you're not a big Korn head, don't worry: It's Korn Koffee with a K, but it's for the whole world to enjoy. And yes, that's who cares from Korn sucking off his dread after stirring his coffee with it.


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