25 Toys That Might Violate the Geneva Convention
Matador Barbie for Susie… Check! A butcher play set for Johnny… Check!
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In the name of investigative journalism, we looked over every wish list of every child up at the North Pole. Santa got a little pissy, but we just told him to go help the elves for once in his life. As we suspected, not a single one of these abominations was on them. Hey, we just wanted to be sure.
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![Product Recalls Sky Dancers In 2000, Galoob Toys Inc. recalled 8.9 million Sky Dancers flying dolls due to reports of 150 injuries, including eye injuries, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/4/990624.jpg)
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![BUTCHER PLAYSET GRACKED.COM The trouble started when Jeffrey asked if we could pretend to disembowl a hog.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/0/990620.jpg)
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![PINKY LEE MEDICINE CHEST BAND-AD - - IVORY. Pinky Lee TOY medicine CHORAGNED.COM THE GOOD HABIT TOY Learn Pinky Lee's secret shames, then refill all the good prescriptions.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/1/5/990615.jpg)
![THE MISSILES LAUNCHED BY THIS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA TOY ACTUALLY PROVED DEADLY TO KIDS. The launcher caused ripped intestines, eye injuries, and one death when a missile lodged in a child's esophagus. They were recalled in 1979. SCARAB CRACKED.COM http://resources.lawinfo.com/personal-injury/products-liability/](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/9/990609.jpg)
![THE SNOOPY G PLUCE SOKY AM AAA THE ORIGINAL Snoopy SNO-CONE Sno-cone Machine MACHINE MAKE A SNOOPY TASTY TREAT CONTAINS A WITH ICE CUBES & FLAVOR PACK! LOOSE BRASS RIVET WARNING: CHOCKNG - NET WT 50 OZ (4.77g) THAT CAN CAUTION 400 NCOM HAPPINE them - - DROP INTO THE SNOW CONES. It's been recalled. GRACKED.COM http://www toysnusinc com/safety/recalls/snoopy-sno-cone-machine/](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/1/2/990612.jpg)
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![UP MY SKIRT, YOU MUST LOOK, TO SEE YOUR FUTURE. Ages 4 and up No. 69370 STAR THE EMPIRE YODA STRIKES BACK THE JEDI MASTER. WARS Kenner CERTAIN - CANNOT BE HE ANSWERS ALL YOUR Kenner QUESTIONS! - - - - -- - يت It's the Yoda Magic 8-Ball, complete with mangled grammar. We assume the most-asked question is why? CRACKED.COM http://www.dallasvintagetoys.com/1981kennerstarwarsesbyodamagic8balfortunetellerwbox.aspx](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/4/990604.jpg)
![PARENTS RECENTLY PETITIONED TOYS R US TO PULL THE BREAKING BAD ACTION FIGURES FROM THEIR SHELVES. WARNING: Ages CHOKING HAZARD The Walter White 15+ MY didas figure comes with a 35 gun, a bag of cash, and Br eaking 56 a baggie full of meth*. Bad TOY FAIR NY 14 EXCLUSIVE Not actual meth. an actual gun or actual cash Walter White Collection Figure Toys R Us no longer sells them. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/5/990605.jpg)
![IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE ROBS A 7-ELEVEN WITH MEGATRON CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/6/990606.jpg)
![In 1992 we saw our fun loving pal Michelangelo turn into an angry mexican stereotype. In an effort to pack even more racism into the Wacky Wild West line, Playmates included Chief Leo. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/1/990601.jpg)
![PUPPY SURPRISE teaching the wonders of dog whelping! 'How many puppies are there inside? There could be 3! Or 4! Or 5!?' GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/9/990599.jpg)
![JOSE EAND UP BOOKS NEDRY Trang-Spray Gon & Dine-Damage Arm! JURASSIC PARK MOVIE COLLECTION - - CARD NEDRY ACTION FIGURE WARNING - - THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY! GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/3/990603.jpg)
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![Collected Olé! Fun: Reinforcing Ethnic Stereotypes SPANISH While Glamorizing Barbie Animal Cruelty. 20 MADE DONOR or been CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/7/990597.jpg)
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![CRACKED.COM FORAGES 5 & OVER BOGLINS OUTRAGEOUS CREATURES THAT COME ALIVE IN YOUR HANDS! Flesh-like texture Eyes that move Looks like aborted troll fetus ONLY! DON'T POKE WARE: GERSTHROUGH BARS! 20 years of nightmares NDLE THROUGH BOTTO MATTEL DWORK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/2/990602.jpg)