36 Stats and Facts Not Even Human Computers Can Quite Believe
As we gathered these, our computer was all like, ’Wait… What?!’

If only computers had hands. Not for that reason! Ew, gross! Grow up! We meant for the funny visual of watching it making that eye-clearing motion with that squeaky windshield wiper sound effect! Cus that’s the reaction we’d expect our computer would make as it helped gather up these ridiculously outlandish numbers!
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