46 Next-Level Movie and TV Show Facts to Know
Never walk into a holiday gathering unarmed
With the holidays here, that means you’re likely in for a lot of boring small talk. Oh, sure, your doctor cousin had a baby you’re not allowed to say looks like a frog. Oh, sister just finished her law degree. BORING! Fortunately, you have us — and we’d never let you walk into battle without a weapon.
And by “battle,” we mean “holiday gathering.” And by “weapon,” we mean “useless movie and TV show facts that will make you look smart as shit.” No need to thank us, just looking out for you. Happy Holidays!