23 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 04, 2025

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According to Donald Trump, Stephen Colbert can’t stop picking on him every single night. In response, the host said he actually enjoyed the days when he didn’t mention him at all.

Since the beginning of Trump’s presidency, late-night comedy fans have argued that all the political coverage has made The Late Show a little less laugh-worthy. Although Colbert doesn’t love focusing on the president, he sees his anti-Trump humor as a “necessary evil”. 

“You titrate poison with your own jokes and your own editorial stance on it and how you push back on what you think is the lie that is telling you this is vitamins, but there’s no doubt that it’s poisonous.”

At last, that poison came with a price, and now Colbert says he’s sad to lose the attempts to turn Donald’s presidency into comedy. 

Meanwhile, comedy on Twitter remains as sharp as ever. Today’s funniest tweets involve a crazy discount on your next order, dad’s timeless advice and a cheeky way to ask for ice. 

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