38 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 27, 2025

If you had a rough week, just know that Colin Farrell needed 46 takes to film a single scene of Minority Report. 

On a recent segment of The Late Show, Farrell remembered his wild boy past, and admitted that he had “one of [his] worst days on a film set” the day after his 31st birthday.

“It was my birthday on May 31st, and we were shooting. I begged production — who did I think I was? — of a $120 million film if they’d not have me working on my birthday. So, of course, my pickup was 6 a.m. on May 31st, and I got up to all sorts of nonsense the night before. I remember getting into bed, and as soon as I turned off the light, the phone rang and it was the driver. (He) said, ‘It’s 10 past 6.’ And I went, ‘Oh, <excrement>.'” 

He attempted to remedy the situation with “six Pacifico cervezas and a packet of 20 Marlboro Red,” which didn’t work, resulting in 46 takes of Farrell trying to say one line of dialogue.

Thankfully, hilarious people on Twitter get things right the first time, as proven by this week’s best tweets, which involve beautiful bean footage, how it feels to network and a singles conference.