29 Bizarre News Items That Even An Infinite Number of Nostradomuses With Typewriters Could Never Have Predicted
How are these real?!?!
Well, every prophet is now spinning in their grave. Are you happy, weird news? Look what you’ve done! You’ve created such strange events that no one in history could’ve ever predicted them.
Was it your goal to debunk past predictors — to expose them for the frauds you thought they were? If so, you definitely chipped away at their reputations. They were right about some stuff, but you’re just too weird for anyone to foresee.
The Woman Who Breastfed Her Boyfriend
No Cilantro Soup for You!
The Students Revolting Over A Lack of A Pastry Chef
No More Wizard on the Payroll in New Zealand
Source: The Guardian
Drag Queen Bingo
Source: Livingston Daily
The Car Chase Timeout
Source: ABC7
The Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe Statue
Source: NPR
The Blasphemous Teacher
The World Record-Breaking Soul Train Line
The Cows Taking Over Corsican Beaches
Source: The Cut
The Museums on OnlyFans
Source: The Guardian
The Women Arrested for Drinking Ginger Tea
Source: 9news.com.au
The Buenos Aires Neighborhood Overrun by Capybaras
Source: USA Today
The Felonious Goat That Wouldn’t Leave Tim Hortons
Source: CTV
The Leopards That Escaped from a Chinese Safari Park
Source: Sky
COVID Relief Money
Source: BBC
Water Rights in Orange County, Florida
Source: The Guardian
The Shark Attack Survivor’s Souvenir
Source: BBC
The VHS Felon
Source: OKCFOX
Pearly Balls in Argentina
Source: Yahoo
The Taliban and Celtic Football Club
Source: BelfastMedia
The New Jersey Deli Worth $100 Million
Croissant Terrorist
Source: Squeekly
The Men Who Trained Monkeys to Be Professional Pickpockets
Source: AlArabiya
Stolen Patrol Car
Source: Yahoo
The Cannabis Ambulance
Source: WCYY
The Doctor Who Killed A Patient Via Butt Injection
Source: NBC