29 Bizarre News Items That Even An Infinite Number of Nostradomuses With Typewriters Could Never Have Predicted

How are these real?!?!

Well, every prophet is now spinning in their grave. Are you happy, weird news? Look what youve done! Youve created such strange events that no one in history couldve ever predicted them. 

Was it your goal to debunk past predictors — to expose them for the frauds you thought they were? If so, you definitely chipped away at their reputations. They were right about some stuff, but youre just too weird for anyone to foresee.

The Woman Who Breastfed Her Boyfriend

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No Cilantro Soup for You!

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The Students Revolting Over A Lack of A Pastry Chef

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No More Wizard on the Payroll in New Zealand

Source: The Guardian

The Car Chase Timeout

Source: ABC7

The Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe Statue

Source: NPR

The Blasphemous Teacher

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The World Record-Breaking Soul Train Line

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The Cows Taking Over Corsican Beaches

Source: The Cut

The Women Arrested for Drinking Ginger Tea

Source: 9news.com.au

The Buenos Aires Neighborhood Overrun by Capybaras

Source: USA Today

The Felonious Goat That Wouldn’t Leave Tim Hortons

Source: CTV

The Leopards That Escaped from a Chinese Safari Park

Source: Sky

COVID Relief Money

Source: BBC

Water Rights in Orange County, Florida

Source: The Guardian

The Shark Attack Survivor’s Souvenir

Source: BBC

The VHS Felon

Source: OKCFOX

Pearly Balls in Argentina

Source: Yahoo

The Taliban and Celtic Football Club

Source: BelfastMedia

The New Jersey Deli Worth $100 Million

Croissant Terrorist

Source: Squeekly

The Men Who Trained Monkeys to Be Professional Pickpockets

Source: AlArabiya

Stolen Patrol Car

Source: Yahoo

The Cannabis Ambulance

Source: WCYY

The Doctor Who Killed A Patient Via Butt Injection

Source: NBC

Rock-Paper-Scissors in Court

Source: CTV News

The Toothy Tumor

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