33 Random Bits of Sports Trivia Coach Snoop Has on His Call Sheet

Man, we really need to get bigger torsos. They’re big enough to include every fact on this list, but we have to write them so small that they’re barely legible. You want to bring a magnifying glass to the big game? No. No one does.

We’re really sorry that we didn’t beef up before the game. If you wanna read these, bring that magnifying glass and follow us to the concession stand. Beer, nachos and hot dogs will surely help the cause.