29 Random Bits of Movie Trivia That Sprouted From Our Scalp After Using a Bargain Hair Tonic

This could very well be the first recorded instance of this phenomenon, but it seems as though a brain, when stuffed with movie facts, will push overflowing facts out through the pores in its scalp.

We know we’ve consumed a ton of movie facts in our day, but we never realized how full our brain was getting. It’s pretty cool to be the first of anything in human history, and we’re thrilled to inform you that it doesn’t hurt in the slightest — in case you were worried.