34 Random Bits of Trivia That Your Brain Will Fill Up On and Not Be Hungry for Its Factual Din Din

Much like we do with our kids before dinner, we’re constantly having to remind you people to not fill up on these random trivia tidbits. There’s an entire encyclopedia to read at the bottom of this list, so you might wanna save some room.

We recommend reading half of them now as a little appetizer, and saving the rest for tomorrow, but they’re all tasty enough to scarf down, so we won’t really be that mad if the encyclopedia goes unread. Do you, boo.