35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 24, 2025

President Donald Trump isn’t celebrating Jimmy Kimmel’s return to ABC. 

Shortly before Jimmy Kimmel Live! aired on Tuesday night, Trump slammed “ABC Fake News” for reinstating the show, claiming the network had told him Kimmel’s late-night program “was canceled.” “Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings,” the President wrote in a message shared to his Truth Social platform, taking care to slam the comedian as “not funny.” 

In more recent news, South Park fans now have a better sense of what’s to come on tonight’s previously postponed episode. The highly anticipated installment, entitled “Conflict of Interest,” appears to sidestep hot-button topics like Kimmel’s now-lifted ABC suspension and the murder of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk in favor of a Polymarket parody.

We’ll have to wait and see whether Matt Stone and Trey Parker manage to sneak in any commentary on current events — or a Morse code “SOS” signal — into the episode, but we can enjoy these hysterical tweets in the meantime. Today’s funniest include those about job interview existentialism, the “raptor” and Trump’s heartbreak.